Awesomely Modest

All I remember was I was in some kid’s room, which had a huge window wall & ceiling looking out over a city through some woods.  I got his attention and told him to look at how fast the moon was moving.  Then we watched it soar across the sky, and then start a green/yellow glow as it broke into separate  pieces.

I was in some store where a bunch of fake items had jjust gone up for sale. The lines were all pretty long as people paid for stuff, and there was a line by the bathroom. I hesitated to walk into the bathroom at first and then all of a sudden there was an explosion. It turned out that someone blew up some basebuall player or something. I staw some coverage of it on fox and there was a young girl on the program that said something about not having sympathy since it was set up o npurpose with the player’s permission to blow him up.e everyone else on the show made him out to be a victime, and I thought it was nice to see someone that paid attention to what actually happened. We met up at some big dinner butffet and ssome other guy was trying ofr her attention. I started playing off what the other guy wa sdoing and ended up with him in the corner while I was with her. Everyone was afraid to eat their steak atfirst, bringing a bite up to their mouth but afraid to eat it, since it had something to do with the explosion last time. One of the people finally took a bite and made a scene about collapsing to the floor, and everyone started eating again. The girl tried being funny by going up to the buffet and scooping out food with her hand, shoving it into her face until her cheeks puffed out and a pile of food stuck out of her mouth. She used the back of her wrist to sceoop food into her mouth and started spiting food out everywhere from laughing when I told her how nice the wrist scoop idea was.

Everyone at the office was sitting aroun ding nothing. Ian came out and started handing us tons of weird branded shit. Stickers, frisbees, poker chips..he kept handing us more and more stuff.I told him I needed some frisbees for a bbq in MA I was flying to that night after work.e We walked over to the bathroom and he put his face on the medicine cabinet mirror as he oponed it, and then I realize I had to get going to cantch my flight. I guess in MA I saw Danielle and she wanted to get back todegthere.

My first dream I was flying someplace with Jori and a few other people. We had just bordded on the tplane and started settling down when for some reason I got up fer afew minutes and came back, sliding a concealed package under a chair. Someone asked me what I was u pto and I tould them I was just eing a n asshole. I felt bad placing it but stll did. Mnimum flight time aws about 2 and a ahlf hours, and the timer was set for two hours. Is tarted getting nerovuss about it. Eventually an officer sees it and asks abou tit. Tehy picked it up carefully nad cracked the top. They saw cold flames from like liuid nitrojen in it coming out and said it was smoke. The thing ended up just being some paint thinner in a bottle and not a bomb at all.

Seocond dream: Edward norton and some other people were walking around in a city when some guy pointed at Ed and tsarted yelling, and ran over to start hitting him. I pushed the guy away and gave Ed time to run. The guy kept yelling that we didn’t undersntand as he ffought to chase after Ed. He showed us scars on his arhhmsSecurity ended up letting us out of the city, and Ed went offf into some field to hide for a bit. He started explainiing that he tortured the guy in prison and had hoped that he would ve turned a new elaf by now.. The uy was escorted out of the city limits by someone, still looking for Ed and somehow knowing he had passed him . Ed came out from the field and tried being polite and respectful and apologizeng for what he had donee

I was supposed to hang out with Jori but I never heard from her.

Instead Justin and I ended up arranging a large group of peopl to get together on a fairy boaat and watch Sexmatic. We got a whole lot of peolee watching it and I ended up with a girl hwhile people watched hte movie.

At one peoint I went over to shut a door barely holding my pantson. Some girls had apparently racked the dor open so they could get out ind smoke or something, as i heard them being upset when I fixed it. We ouldn’t let them watch the movie again. We got on hores back for some reasosn and started running down the river. We went through a huge group of native americans that rode by us and fired bows and arrows at us. Not sure why. Justin almost gave up running until I told him the last one had stopped following us.

After a bit further we came to a deade nd where we saw some large dark shadows on the ground. It was alligators, though I kept calling them ROUSs. They almost got Justin’s horse, too. I was pissed that we got chased by native americans and now ROUSs and I forgot my camera. The ROUSs turned into slime creatures from WoW and we turned into WoW characters, or at least I did. Runing on foot from the slimes, I was reminded that they’re faster on muck than rock. I lead one down a bit of a hill to a dead end and ran back up to gain me smo distance. I then started leaping on rocks tryingto get to where they couldn’t follow, at least ieastly. we loooked for something like sandstone which would be much more difficult for them to traverse and get stuck in. I tried jumping for a high rock wall but missed the “grab here” mark, and someone pulled me down to the ground