Awesomely Modest

I wa s wokring at some company that even though Steve Jobs worked there wasn’t Apple. There was some secretive presentation tah was gonig on though. Some guy kept having me fix stupid little roblem s on his mac, or suggesting things to set up that wouldn’t workk. Like upgrading firmware on some server to get sound working on his laptop. Lots of peopele were given beamers for working here, I just wanted a delorean. Also everyone had a hadt that told others how many customizations they had done, presumably computer customizations.

When I went home I went into the basement for omething and I think Bart was down there, and my fee t looked like I was homer. There was some stange blob that ate through a concrete wall, then started squirmnng around by my feet. I kept jumping out of its way so it didn’t eat them. Bart told it not to, and I had to kick it once. It kept coming after me even as I ran up the stairs. I thin its name was butter. When I ran upstairs there was somedirt it started eating instead

I was having all of a certain filetype, a zip named after Sia, open a certain way. OS X let me choose how hidden I wanted the window to open when it opened by showing quarters of a skupll . Jimbo was testing it by offering a glass of beer, though I coulddn’t tell the difference and I think his face was a skull itself. Otto caem and drank the beer.

I was involved in some fucked up heist, stealing a apaper sized box of money and same goldfish crackers fro m a truck on the highway. There was some backstabing going on and it was really confusing trying to figure out who was stealing from who. I thought I figured it out and stolethe stuff again, but ended up helping people that tried to steal it from me. Once I eventually figured it out I got out and stole stuff in the middle of a freeway with cars driving past me, and threw it into a giant 16-wheeler nrutkc. I slid the stuff to the front, but onever closed the back. I then reversed on the highway and took the onnramp to drive off.

I was running around as beals and went into this world raid area that I had been kkilled in before by about a hundred mobs. This time it was emptied out and some guy came walking in that seemed to know what he was doing. He use d some retinal scaner no make a gem appear, and when this giant deomn came out to protect it he pulled out a glassblower torch type thing and ran a t the demon. He just jammed it into its gut and kept burning it while the demon flailed him around until it evntually died. He then picked up the gem and left.

Leater I was with some archaeolgists and they were digging up cooking utensiles until they discovered that thea area had been dug up before and had sprinkelers installled . They found a couple ziplocks with blood in them nad thehy took that ware apparently meatn to be drank. We grabbed cups from somem booth, but the guy there kept insisting thant we took a cherry for our rdinks. Oen of hte people drinking the blood keeled over and died. We walked over to some sitting area where I met this cute girl with pale skin and blonde haire . She started saying something about how I makeher laugh and happy, and started kissing me. someone next to me told me not to drink the first round of milkshakses because thy were poisoned, and I told the girl.

Danielle was singing some play that whe had made together. she got mad at me when I accidentally messed up one of the props, but it still workde fine. There was also some weird stalker guy that kept coming to my window at night. One night he actually reached in and stole the CD that was in my work laptop. My mac laptop had the sides of the screen show pictures continuing off from the actual screen, it looked really cool to see photoshop stuff on the side, or whales swimming from the screen onto themetal side.

I had some flight to catch to meet Danielle in naada for the weekend. I thinx she was working there for something likxe a play. When I was headed to the airport I was wwalking there through this weird street that the airport was in the back of. One of theh houses on the street had tons of weird robots and helecopters and flying devices that they built. One of them looked kinda like ToeJam & Earl’s ship. When I got to the end I realized I forgot my ticket and tried gliding back using to boxes under my arms. It worked, but it was slower than walking, so I went back to that. On my mway back, some kid started follwing me so I tried various paths to try and lose him. He followed me sfor over 44 miles and eventually ongly got stopped because of his curfiew.Sharon told me to dress warm and Callie didn’t miss me anymore. I mentioned howw Dirty doesn’t seem to miss me either and got really depressed.

Some girl was staying the night at my huouse and I gave her a obx of cereal next to her bed and got her set up. Not sure if it was upposed to be Danielle or not. I was challenging the devil to a D-style rock-off, but my guita r string broke. I was mainly just smacing the strings anyways. He then tried taking varaious things that I had and I wouldn’t let him. He ended up not going to bedu ntil late. Afterwards I kissed her in relief that we coul dfinally go to bed and she aksed if we could make love. Unforntunately I woke up right then.