Awesomely Modest

I was at some friend’s wedding. Forget who’se. I was sitting down at a long table with some old friends and I had a hat on. I saw my old friends Christine and Mikey from across the street, and I took off the aht. A ucte japnanese girl sat down in one of my friend’s seets and I offered smy lap to her if she gave the seat back to my friend.

I was then at trish’s wedding, which was going really slowly until she was pulled into dancing by her husband. She was wearing a suit and all of the cards just said she was helpful, which I found to be hilariously insulting. A couple people got mixed up in whose sunglasses were whose.

Hhen I was waling around and dancing with some guy carrying a stupidly large boombox. It was the size of a guitar case. He was plaing “Now that we’ve found love” at a moderate volume at cars on the tstreet. There was an 8′ wire fence up between the street and the sidewalk, preusmably to stop rocks sfrom hittng houses, athough I heard one go through someone’s window. Walking back to my house as the guy played that cheesy song, I did stupid dancieng moves. At the end I kicked a bucket of wet cement, thinking it was going to be solid, and got some on my pants.

Tym & Steve were over and we were trying to make a new sport.  My idea had something to do with frisbee and pizza.  The pizza didn’t look very good, though.

I told them to hold on for a few minutes so I could to my room and change my pants, since I apparently wet them.  When I finally was dressed again, I went to meet them and Jessica was there saying how much she missed everyone.  The bricks in my bedroom were displaying our IP addresses.

I was thinknig it was Robs’ birthday and Iwanted to take a picture of one of my WoW toons congratulating him ubt I could’nt decide wich. I tried using some new web service to send the picture. They turned your computer into a scanner. Somehow their webpage would scan a photo that you p ut down on it.

I aws super pised at danielle and din’t want to be around her. It was Winter, so I went out to my car and turned it on and selept in there to get away. She was laying ot the couch with someone as I got dressed and I told her I wasn’t answering the door for the ploice outside, and she’d have to get up. I woke up at one pointand it was ssummertime and I was parked infront of someones ouse., and a car pulling in behind me. I backed out and the car pulled over in te driveway and fell off the bit of a cliff that there was on the edge. I drove down Jay Cook Way o n the way back. It was a sandy , twisty road and apparentyl some old weather guy used to be pretty funny talking about the roit. I went into a big gymnasiaum for something and rather than sittirg with her I went and sat by myself in a bleacher and listened to my ipod. Her sister was nearby and wanted to know how to use youtube from her ipod and I explained that she couldn’t tehere was no wifi signal in the area. Dane cook also tried helping, and when he noticed her typing something he ran over to thesecurity office and told them to turn on tuerminal so he could show everyowe nhat she was typing. It was just “Enough is enough” over and over agin, and the office started chanting it.

I was in some WoW instance and being tested. I had to climb into a room and kill a guy while hanging from a floating plank of wod. Whan the next guy came in, I tried kiling it the same way and couldn’t. It was a little boy vampire. I jmued down and htried hitting it, he kept talking to me. He started peeing on me from his forehead and it was really gross. Ibgrabed the plank above my head and started whackin him with it and he hidn’t mind at all. I was being told how to kill them by the crazy army instructor guy that was leading me through this test, and he said the kid was an indonesian vampire. I woke up right before he told me what that actually meant.