Awesomely Modest

Dave & Cherie were travelilng to the north pole for a month and wanted to borrow my camping gear.  I lent them pretty much everything and they also purchased a bunch of new stuff including a parasail.  At one point I got to ride it and saw how it repairs tears by pulling things tighter.  it was bizarre.  Then they pulled the kite and sent me flying at the ocean only to turn it and have me skim the surface .

There were tons of weird bugs and animal s in our house.  At one point there was a 3′ centipede hanging from the ceiling and a small rat I threw off the porch.  Later there was a mouse that i mistook for a piece of fuzz at first.  I picked it up and it’s nails hurt my hand and it tried biting me, so I bit it’s neck to kill it and threw it off the porch.  We had some large dog that wasn’t ours but we were watching for someone, and it jumped off the porch after it.  i jumped off and tried to get the dog calmed down and back into the house.  I started runningaround the block to get to the steps, instead of simply runing to the steps.

Then I woke up from shit sleep, and when I fell back asleep I had some nemesis who was all about the bizarre drugs.  He had some blue vial with a huge needle he kept trying to stick me with and Isomehow managed to stab him with a few of them.  He and some other people kept drying to steak back into the house andI had to keep locking the doors over and over.

I was at some weird hotel with jenny andmy family.  I was looking through the drawers and came across some forgotten camera gear that I had no reservations about taking for my own.  There was an f/1.3L 30mm and two canon cameras that were really bizarre.  One took 3d pictures with a combination of 35mm film and digital, the other was an ultra compact slr.  All the settings were on the front of the camera as bars, i don’t even know where the lens was supposed to attach.  On the way back Jenny and I had separate cars and I tried to keep sight of her the entire way back.  I lost her at one point though and came to a part where I had to pull my car over a canyon on a thik cable.  I hadn’t buildt up the momentum to simlpy coast across, so I had to actually reach out of the window and pull.  This pissed off the guy behind me, who asked if I was drunk.  I explained I wasn’t going fast enough to go up the line and he got all bent out of shape and asked why i didn’t help george jmup his car.  I didn’t know george, so I said I didn’t see him or own cables.  Jenny wasn’t ta the house wehn I first got there but I think showed up eventuallyafter trying to call her over and over.

Iwas downstair at my parents house when i saw something moving in the corner.  It was a long thin snake going after a pretty large lizard of some sort.  The lizard looked like a gila moster, only it was a light blue with orange stripse, and was charging at me with its mouth open.  I avoided it and it carried on up the stairs, and the snake lunged at me from the bottom.  I started trynig to look up to see if either were poisones when peoetr came in and started petting the lizard- apparently it used to be one of his spets.  I didn’t find out about the snake, but then a huge glass dome was put around the house so I could’nt escape

Justin and I were at my paretnts house, in the office getting ready to do another show.  We were making a n on-air recording sign, and i was looking all over for a red sharpied.  I heard something outside and looked out the window, a steam-engine train was dropping my grandfather off, but he tripped and fell under the wheels.  I started yelling for te train not to leave, but it kept going- though it disconnected the engine car from the rest, leaving him in one piece.

We ran outside to help him get up when two blue mustangs drove down the street and ran him over, then turned and plowed over my parents.  I pulled out my leatherman knife and ran at the car, jumping on the hood and slicing the driver’s knieck through the window, then smanaged to get the passanger as well.  I think that’s when I woke up.