Forgot we were still home?

Last night, Danielle and I had a nice candlelit ‘toss it in the oven’ 4 course take-away dinner from a nearby Italian restaurant.

My main meal was Eggplant Parmesan and Danielle had Fillet of Sole with a lobster sauce.  It was a ton of food, and we didn’t come anywhere near finishing.
Enter this morning.

With me still in bed and Danielle in the bathroom brushing her teeth, Dirty apparently forgot that we hadn’t left yet.  Our furry little opportunistic bitch helped herself to the leftover lobster sauce.  I remember hearing Danielle yell at her as she licked sauce off the carpet, only finding out what actually happened right before she left for work.

Marrying not-me?

I don’t remember much. Danielle married some other guy, not sure who. I asked for the ring back and wondered what this other guy did to propose. I think somehow I ended up being wrong about the whole thing, though.

Wonder if watching the “Joy’s Wedding” episode of My Name Is Earl had anything to do with this.

It’s happening…again.

I was fighting a lvl 50 warrior and at lvl 17, surprisingly beating him…slowly.

I kept slowing him down and freezing him, and I had a wolverine-like melee weapon that also caused movement and attack speed to slow. It took a long time, and we both healed ourselves a bit near the end, but I eventually managed to kill him.

I love adventures.

Started off wint megoing to ome weird hellihplace. It was a giant dark room with a bunch of other people. Every few hours, doors would open and some aliens-looking people would come out and start attacking, eating and coating the people in goo to hold them in place. I fought my way and climbed to the ceiling to a rotating island. There was a computer screen on it with a strange voice coming out. Later I climbed over to the alients side and started breaking apart the wall until I had a chance to steal somem card from the scrawny alien in charge.
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