Awesomely Modest

First Dream:
I was in the ociean, the water was deep blue- beautiful. I told a friend to go swim in the deeper area, to see if any interesting fish encountered him. I was afraid of losing my earrings, so I got out.

Second:
I was at a rundown zoo area, which I had come back to photograph with friends. It was even worse this second time around, and I started framing a shot of sortof part of an elephant, and some school busses. It looked like what was left of the elephant was surprised and terrified. Right as I was about to take the shot, a lion ran infront of me, over to my friend Ed and started mauling him. We tried getting the lion off of him, and I took a bloody, robotic part of him – threw it up over a fence, and climbed up to try and help him. I had to play with wires in his voicebox to get him able to talk again. I actually, physically, spoke the word “Ed”, which is what woke me up.

I was in a fishstore, eating grilled cheese- and oll of a sudden I was having my friends help me mask the shound s of each tank to sound like something this robat wauld want. We put little plastic suction things on the class to change the way they sunded to teh robat. It followed me around the room wanting to kill me. I went up to the second floor, hoping it wouldnet or couldn,t, but it did. sitting next to the shrimp it laughed at a friend below, nearly stepping on a pointed sharp claw tat he left as a trap. Then my friend hit the robats shoe, and I think I woke up after that.

I had already killed several zombies, and my house was clearly not safe anymore. I told peter to come with me, but he just wanted to stay in the house with the deckc door closed with gosia.

broke down joey ramone’s bedroom wall, chased a guy into a crawlspace from the beach, going to the bathrom with jessica around, no toilet paper, blood. then left for public restroom with gammy outside

First dream:

Someone was talking about how ET was coming. The sky looked really fucking cool. Sortof like aurora-borealis. It was on campus, and I was on the street with my digital camera trying to get a picture of the sky. Some kids kept getting in my way and blocking my view, and after afew seconds the colourful sky was gone.

I then noticed that it had just moved further back, and tried some more to take photos. I had to keep moving back further, trying to see more sky. It seemed as though it just kept moving out of my sight as I was about to take pictures.

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Second dream:

I was with the cast of Seinfeld, and had just drank 2 of some weird looking alcoholic beverage. We then got on canoes and paddled across the ocean to a quiet spot and just hung arond there. We eventually started poking fun at Elaine, because she thought that having canoed around on the ocean and finding someplace quiet was a stupid idea.

I went to the theather to meet a friend, and when I got inside an d found him, he tod me he couldn’t stay. He had been caught topping theaters, and there was a guard up by the tairs watching him. I called him a loser, and grabbed aseat. Someone behind me yelled out something to another person in the room, and asked if they could hear him. The whole theater turned their heads, and a woman commented that everyone in the theater could hear it. The woman directly behind me started being rude about that comment for some roason, and th other woman commented that she’s not about to get into an arguement as she doesn’t have any identifiaction on her and she was black. I turned to the woman behind me as she continued berating the other woman, and asked if she realized that she was a bitch. She looked at me stunned for a moment, and then agreed tht she was. When she started being rude to me, and trying to explain why she was a bitch, I called her a cunt and said to shut up. She got quite pissed agfter that, and thought somehow I was going to get in trouble. I told her to go right ahead and call 911, and tell them that someone had called her a cunt, and then i woke up.