Awesomely Modest

Jessica and I woke up early and headed out to go rock climbing somewhere. We pulled the car up to a scliff that looked cool and got out. I explained that sinnce we don’t own ‘bearers, we needed to use the sports rout with clips already bolted in.

We started getting our gear on and suddenly the place filled with more people wanting to climb. We hadn’t even gotten our shoes on yet and someone was behind us waiting to use the same route. I noticed jessica was wearing her boots, and asked if she had her shoes- she wasn’t sure. She walked away for a second to see if she could climb in her boots without me seeing, and then remembered her boots were in the car. I then realized that I only had my shity sneakers, and for got my shoes at home, and decided to climb barefoot. The people behind us were getting impatient and bitchy, and I told them to shut up, since they decided to sit and wait for a rout that we had barely started getting ready to climb for, and this was our first time going out and climbing.

Then I was kindof playing metroid. There aws a boss I had killedblocking a pathway- when I scanned his eye he’d come back alive a bit and I could sneak past him. This time, though, he looked at me, and I could see myself through his eyes- he was sending me a map. When I received the map, he then came out for me to fight one last time. I woke up before finishing.

I’m not sure where we were- karle and some other guy were with me. I was drawing up and idea for a college T stotion while some other dude, a suit, talked to me while I ignoredh im. I eventulally realized that my drawing wis crap, and trashed it. Jarle and whoever had just gottenb ack, but I asked if they wanted to take a break. They did, and e headed down to the beach. I ran along the loating pier, and jumped in. Shortly afterwards, I started turning into vegetables. A witch in the house nearby wasi n the window and pointing at me. I arn over and tried stopping them. Karle came to. I was able to krock the witch down and make herdrop her cardboard wand. She picked up a small piece and started reciting a spell. I grabbed it out of her hands, pointed it at her and fiished with something random.

I tore up the wand and said some spell about smelling like poo. She turned into a dog. I threw the wand out into the otcean for it to get swept away, and then I wokeeup. I’m going back to sleep now.

I was in some big open theater like area- i forget what I was actually doing. I was on the stage, talking to some girl and looking around. I was standing infront of a large structure on stage with too loosely closed doors, and when I heard people starting to comeinto the room I quickly hid inside it.

This is where I realized that I am either continuing adream I had and didn’t remember to type up about a week ago, or atleast felt like it in the dream. I realized I was in some sort of alternate planet, where I had been invited to stay, and one of the rules was worship every saturday- something I agreed to do, but did not actually intend to do.

I then realized that I was screwed, as the big thing I stepped inside was probably going to be used for this worship ceremony. When the girl I was talking to on stage came over and started opening it, she saw me, and stepped inside. She started laughing, and I admitted that this was going to look strange when I walk out. She opened it up, and people laughed when I came out and walked off stage to get a seat. Strangely lots of people knew my name. I decided to take a seat next to a similarly aged attractive female. She said hello, and knew my name. There was a kid across the aisle that called for me, and asked if I was the person who gave him a phone number or name or something like that for some reason I don’t remember (But I remember having doing so from said possible previous dream). I nodded and said yes. My hair wasn’t bleached when I saw him last.

Then the ceremony began, and it wasn’t long until I started being shocked by some energy from the structure I was in earlier, for not worshipping it. I got pushed around into several other seats, and was generally in a lot of pain for my decision not to worship. After several repetetive minutes of tis, I worke up.

I was in Illustration class, Rory and some other girl were talking about how they were afraid to touch one of Marc’s good microphones. When Marc came in, he suggested we all chip in money so that next semester we could buy a bottle of champagne. Noone wanted to chip in.

Then I was in a house, being hunted by some monster. One of the people I was with was killed. I remembered taking her somewhere to get her life back, and then remember being in an elevator with her. She told me that she had just brought me back to life, and that everyone else we were with was dead. We were on our way down to talk to the boss monster, and I had my Leatherman, and a pair of long salad tongs on me. Getting out of the elevator, i thanked her for giving my life back, and she shrugged it off. We hopped onto the back of a moving truck, and then jumped off by the door for the boss.

We walked in the door, and the boss turned out to be Snoop Dog, in snake form. I poked him with the tongs, and he sat up a bit, surprised that there was someone besides the girl. He told his guard to leave the room, and I locked the door behind him as he left, stepping off to the side and keeping quiet incase he thought to shoot through the door. Snoop started talking about things I had done in my past, showing me a bunch of inflatable footbal players on the floor I had apparently designed or something.

After awhile, I pulled out a kitana and sliced him up, then cut the door open, expecting his guard to have a gun, but he was nowhere in sight.

First dream:

There was someone going around slicing people up. For some reason, I pissed off some dude that owrked at blockbuster, and I overheard him telling another kid that they didn’t have keys to lock up that night. I snuck in while the kid was closing the store up, hiding behind the aisles, wondering how he didn’t notice me hiding so poorly. When he actually left, he did see me, just staring at me like he didn’t care. I motioned at him to keep quiet, and he left. Momenss later, there was a loud thud on the door. I pushed the door open and went outside, finding the dude I pissed off in a big cloak, with a Grim Reaper-like weapon. He made some stupid comments, and then swung at me, missing. I threw some shit at him. Eventually he tried throwing the thing at my neck, still missing. I don’t remember what happened after that.

Second dream:

There were4 burglars ain my house. Peter and I let them work, they knew we were home- I tried calling the operator on my cellphone in order to call the town police. Operator never picked up. At one point, one of the guys came upstoirs to check on us, and I got him in a headlock and was cutting off his supply of oxygen, he dropped his gun, and one of te other guys came out and saw this- pointing the gun at me. I told him I’d kill the guy in my arms if he didn’t take his aim off me. When he did, I let the guy go, and punched him in the face. I pulled out my butterfly knife and started waving it around, opening and closing it. I pokedthe guy I had been strangling in the face with it, and then closed it and conked him on the head lightly. He pulled out a knife as well, and I stabbed him in the side. I went over to the bathroom where the other guy had gone, when I rounded the corner he fired at me, but it was too far to the side. I jumped into the bathroom behind the guy, stabbing him in the stomach. I took his gun from his hand as he collapsed to the ground, and headed back out to the den. The girl that was with them came up through the living room wiith a gun. I aimed at her, firing- she did the same at me. Both guns were empty. I flashed her my bali, and she turned and ran out into the livingroom. I lunged at her, and shoved the knife up her ass repeatedly as she knelt on the couch, commenting on her blue spandex.

Outside, the last person pulled a car up to the window as the girl cried and screamed in pain looking out. I don’t remember how I disposed of him.