Awesomely Modest

I was back at my parent’s house and came home from donig something at night to find the garage had been broken into.  My car was in therea nd had been scratched up and spaypanted and dented.  I noticed spraypaint all over the rest of the garage too.  They also broke into he house and damaged and vandalized pretty much everything else ther ewas.  Looking out the front window, I could see that other garages had the same thing done to them, it looked like they hit every house on the block.

I was on the second floor of a train in the morning.  As I started nodding off someone came over and shoved me and knocked me off the train.  My arm was almost severed by the wheel, and I grabbed hold of something and pulled myself back on.  I was in a shit mood for days after taht, and eventually confronted the guy as i wals calling in some tech support for getting saome weird tv part to work.  i started punching him, eventually hitting him good in the lungs and making him fall over.  I started explaining the difference between being weka and some jackassh pushing you when you’re asleep.  he finally apologized

I think I was back at my parents house.  Louie had died and for some reason I baked him like a turkey for dinner.  I was having a few friends over, and I got pissed at Profit for bringing like 30 extra people.  I was pretty sure there wasn’t going to be enough Louie for everyone.

I went back to Massachusetts for the holidays.  There was snow out and as soon as I got there there was a party going on at my parents house with weird people over.  Mindy had a kid and Adam was in town.  I asked him why he flew out and he said it was a surprise and had to do with my big gift.  I grabbed my boxes from mom & dad and opened the first one.  It was some dishwasher parts and soap.  the second was the same exact thing.  I was so confused and Adam said to open the last one, since those weren’t it.  The last gift was an ipad 2.  I think the confusion of how the hell an ipad was a gift worth coming out for ended up causing me to wake up.

I was back in boston for some erason.  supposedly at ron and maureens but the house was very different and the living room was entirely outdoors.  Some random people brought a bunch of poorly behaved dogs over and they wouldn’t stop jumping on us or barking and there wassome annoying fat bitch that kept getting in our way as we watched tv.  I went outside for a bit and it started raining lightly out, which I enjoyed and wakled aruond in, and then it got a bit windy and the rain ended up sort of just flying around in horizontal sheets that we all started playing with and sticking our hands through to make designs.  Then the weather wind picked up more and started blowing dust around everywhere and clouds turned bright orange.  The rain picked up and starting storming harder with lightning and pouring rain and the clouds went from orange to a bright red as it started to snow.  I was pretty happy to have been back home for that.

Once the weather calmed down I went for a walk and noticed my parents walkin gdown a n alley i remember getting mugged in before.  I tried warning them but they kept going, and as I saw people alking up behind tem i hopped down off some building and started kicking everyones ass.  Dad just stood there with a handfull of mail with his jaw dropped and mom was in shock i think.  I think I killed one of them, or permanently disabled them when I tried snnapping theirn eck