Awesomely Modest

Jessica and I had to get some dsik fixed. I was down at an IT area figuring out what needed to be done, and some girl was down there trying to figure out her computer. She asked me why she has to calibrate baoth her computer and printer colours, and I explained why. Then I went into a back room with my disk, and asked osmeone about it. He took the disk and put it on a table, where an automated arm came over to it with a soldering iron and just melted a tiny spot of the disk. Jessica came in and walked over to the table. Not knowing what the soldering iron was, or that it was on an automated arm, she picked it up asking what it was, and accidentally spilt some water. The IT guy was listening to music while soldering, and was completely oblivious. I told her what it was, and put the arm back where I thought it should go, and gave te disk to the IT guy. The arm didn’t work properly, and as the IT guy was trying to figure it out, I accidentallly spilled watter on the table too. He said he’d have to drain the table. Underneath it, there aws a tube that we put into the sink so he could drain teh table. After the wather was gone, it worked ifne.

I was in a large room sitting at a table with a drink and I think some pizza or nachos for Jessica. She had just left the room and asked me to watch her food and seat. As I was waiting, a couple quickly grabbed the stool and hopped on. I told them the seat was taken,and they didn’t move. The guy was rather large, and said he’d kick my ass infront of everyone if I daid’t sit down. I told him to go ahead, and he punched me in my back. I then moved to the floor and sat alone for a bit, until two Japanese poeple came over asd nat next to me. They were each wearing orangey/yellow tight classes with a tiny yellow pupil, kindof like tanning glasses. One of them came over spinning a weird looking weapon in his hand very slowly, stopping it pointing up just as he sat down next to me. It kindof looked like a sai, with some barmbed wire and alligator clips coming off of it. They said they were going to be practicing JuJitsu. I then guessed that the glasses were for incresing contrast in things, which I saw that they were when I tried a pair on. Everything turned prettymuch a sharp black & white. I asked them what the alligator clips were for, and he told me the name of something in Japanese, but then said that its for tieing through someones chest. As they started getting ready to practice ,, little nozzles popped out of the floor and started spraying brightly colloured liquit everywhere. I suggested covering them with garbage bags, but none were around, and it would have been hard to find them anyways. I jumped behind one guy who whas trying to push a nozzle down, to avoid being sprayed as much, until hefell over and I cot covered. I noticed the guy controlling these things by the door, and snuck over there. Whilehe was flirting with some girl about how he did al this, I turned a little knob and turned it all off. Fortunately he was too stupid to realize he could turn it back on. I then started trying to do afew old Capoeira moves, and with wet shoes it proved rather difficult. One of the Japanese kids saw me and started dancing as well. I tried backglididng, but my shoes were squeaking and slipping for awhile, until I finally got it going.

There was this live-action viodeo game tmype thing going on. Someone wanted to find out where an old bigwig in the bad guy industry went to, so they fought their way to the current main guy to ask. The boss said he’s been dead for years, and that upset everyone. It turned out, that the current bad guy was the old one, that he just made adrastic change to himself, killing the old him.

I needed to pass a course in order to graduate, and in order to pass the course you had to be part of a play. There was a bunch of us that did t or couldnt’t be in it, and we were all really worried. A solution of dressing up in curtain red and standing in the corner the entire time came up, but if you made any visible signs of being there, you’d burst into flames. I went to th bathroom, and there was no urinal or toilet. Instead, where each of these should have been, there was a hole in the flooor that was all clogged and nasty. After the hathroom, I went back out and tried to figure out how I could pass the course. I asked the theachers assistant and he told me I should just drive one of the tanks in the play. I wouldn’t be seen, and it was just a matter of sitting down and pushing my feet to make it go. The guy was fat and tall, and his face was smooth and tiny, looked like a little nub of a thumb. When I got in the tank and it was time to go, I was moving the tank way too ast atfirst.

I was skating with Tym, and we came up to some construction area. I was wondering what to do when I heard Tym scrambling over a pile of rocks, and I quickly followed. A cop and some construction workers chased after us for about 10 feet, and then yelled at us.

I was helping Chad out with something, and I told him that he should cancel some service. I called the place posing as chad trying to cancel it, but they said the person I had to talk to wasn’t there.

I was living at home when I found out that Jessica wasn’t going to be able to live on campus, she got very depressed and I talked to her all the time on instant messenger.Some fat, annoying,ugly, black girl for some reason thought she was my girlfriend rather than Jessica. We we’re trying to find something to do and I suggested something in my room, she wouldn’t go near it. We went up to my fathers computer room and jessica had sent a blank IM. The annoying girl sent a message saying hi and I love you, without mentioning that she was not me, or that she was even in the room. Jessica said she wasn’t feelling at all well, and that she had sent me a picture she drew and a mini audio tape. When I tried looking at the picture I started getting dizzy and hearing voices in weird tongues. Jessica said she’s been so depressed and scared since she’s started hearing these voices constantly, and that somehow they got inside her drawing. The picture was a girl looking up in dispair, with the words “None of them are the same” written in a black flame to the left of her. TWhen I got dizzy, I’d see afew different copies of the drawing, which weren’t the same. The annoying girl put the tape into a mini tape player and it was more voices like I had been hearing, along with Jessica screaming. I took the tape out and put it into its case, afraid to destroy the tape and drawing, ut didn’t want to get rid of them either. I put them both in my pocket and went into the kitchen where mom was resetting the clock. It was 3 in the morinng, and the annoying girl and I wanted to go to some sports store, until we realized it was so early.. On the stairs, I asked dad if he had heard the noised on the tape, and he said they sounded rather distuprbing. I reached into my pocket to get the tape, and it was gone. There was a little white cat on the floor playing with it. I took it away and put it back in the case, groing into the kitchen drawer to grab some tape to keep it shut. Mom was behind me in the freezer, and the cat juts jumped up onte her back and digging her nails in. I heard from mom & dads room another voice, and when I went in there, it was very quiet and coming from some toy blue lamborgini. I picked it up, and it stopped. I put it down, and it started making some other sound, I think it was some cheesy song. I threw the car to the ground and broke it.

Next to a big pool there were 4 people from various movies, none of them very good, and since they’d all been in comedies, none funny either.One of them, the guy whe had the pierced tongue in Rat Race kept explaining why he was funny to the others, while a guy with braindamage had been trying to play the same pool-tricks as the others, until he got yelled at by a lifeguard or counceler like person. He had purple makeup covering his face, and refered to as “purpleface” by the person telling him to get out.

I was living in the 1800s in a tiny little house with my family.My mother was nice and my stepfather was a complete ass. Mom had told me that a relative had been keeping a little bit of money up in the attic for me ot eventually have, so I went to the attic doorand used the combination to open itMy stepfather was following me up so that he coul d take some of the money, and mom suggested I close the door behind me so that I could count it in private. Once I got counting, I noticed a pink piece of paper that said there was about $1500. Next to it, there was a green paper and a huge amount of shells. I looked on the green paper, and it said that the shells were worth over a millian dollars.I yelled downstairs to my mother that there was a millian dollars up there, and my stepfather started yelling and wanting the combination to get into the attic. I started looking around the attic for ways to hide as much as possible on me, considering my parents pillows from their bed that was mysteriously in the attic. I was also looking for a way to sneak out of the attic so that I could exchange the money into something easier to hide.

I was looking at a bunch of computer mice from my bead, and trying to decide what colour to change the elds to. Some girl had a necklace looking thing with the two ends pink leds that stuck to each other by bagnet. Leo Laporte from Call for Help had a green light in his mouse, and told me that if I’m ever dating someone whose father died in a fire, never try saving someone from a fire.