Awesomely Modest

I was nearly able to get myself out of bed to type obout the other dream I had, alas I have forgotten it and it was far more nteresting than this one.

I was in a classroom for a computer course. The professory wanted us to change some page and then print it out, and almost as soon as she said to do this, I had printed out my copy. She was confused as to how I did it so fast, and I told her I used search & replace. Some of the students overhearing me became envyous, and one girl was asking me something. The person next to me said she asked me out, so I looked at her and told her no while shaking my head, and back to the computer when she got upset.

Some people were motioning something to Jessica and I at some restaurant we were eating at. I looked at them, waving the majik salt at them. Some girl came over to see what I was waving, then tried a small taste. She then ran off with the container to her tent, using the container of salt as a pillow.

Later on, she and I were in some costume party looking thing, stealing decorations off peoples clothing.

I had this multi-orgasmic, multi-part, multi-cultural dream while camping.

I woke up wrapped in chicken wire. Wayne was next to me curled over like the wire. He told me that Jess had been hit by a car, and there was wood all over the street, also curled over. I took pictures of everything curled over while crying so hard I couldn’t see through the viewfinder.

Justin was helping a baby rhino with an eye problem by putting toothpaste in its eyes. Jessicas mother was a dentist but offered to help with the rhino.

I dropped Jess off at the movies thinking I couldn’t go, but later found out I could. When I got there, her friend wouldn’t let me sit next to her. The theater fogged up, and the ET/Ellitott thing with the bike infront of the moon happened, then Jess floated out of her seat. I reached out to try and grabbed her, unable to, and then I started floating as well.

I just remembered about this one now. Here I was thinking I didn’t dream anything memorable last night. Pfft.

I was driving on the highway, following a friend. There was a car between my friend and I. A black car with a sunroof, driven by a man with short curly hair, light black skin, and a puffy white little dog on his lap. I had climbed out of my car during a straightaway, and walked over his car and to my friends, explaining how cool the dog the man between us had. I then walked back to the mans car, standing in the open window frame, and yelled in through the sunroof that his dog was cute. He smiled and nodded in a concerned and confused manner, and I headed back to my car. Moments after getting back in my seat, a car in the lane to my right swerved a bit and ended up hitting the man infront of me. Somehow I managed to not get hit by either car, but they both spun out and caused quite a mess behind them. I don’t know if anyone survived.

I needed to sneak into some guys hause and steal some small glass objoct. The guy would have recognized my name, so we told him my name was something generic instead. I faked an accent and soke little english, and we ewnt inside. The girl showed me where the bathroom was, telling the boyfriend that I needed to use it. I followed slowly, and when I got in the bathrom she handed me the object I needed to steal, and put it in my pocket. It looked like a piece of broken glass. On her way out of the room, she told me to use the bathrooom, so I did. There were no lights on so I was careful about what I was doing, and then I did my usualy post peeing ritual, and when I walked out we were now on a houseboat. That’s about all I remember.