Awesomely Modest

I was with Jessica at some college it seemed. I told her I was going to go for a quick shower, and ended up spending hours before I got into the shower. I was walking to the shower area with a bear character costume on, saying hello to kids, and when I got near the shower I started acting weird. It turned into a third person thing where I was the Terminator, and started driving in circles in parknig lots, and doing thrange things on the way to the shower.People caught on and thought I was going to kill them, which when they tried to capture me I did. I then took a shower while people watched me to make sure I didn’t try anything.

Then there was something about photography, and something about weird containers in the living room, but I don’t remember.

I was waiting for tym for somenting, and thought he was here and went outside. He wasn’t here yet, but someone peter knew was being stupid and annoying, planning to peel out of our driveway in a minivan while beating the inside and windows with a crowbar. Peter tried to throw something at him, but his friends held him back. I ran after the guy while he peeled out of thedriveway and jumped up onto the driverside window aprea that hea had smashed, holding on to the van as he tried speeding up to knock me off. I jumped off right as he reached the end of the street, and he went up the driveway across the street and looked outside wondering how I stayed on. Then the van flipped over and he messed his dace up. Somehow, after that, he was on the street with a scateboard, and I kicked it and called him a stupid motherfucker.

I was supposed to kill a nurse in a hospital. I was waiting in a lounge, waiting for the room to clear out a bit. Only the nurse, and two men were in there. When the elevator came up and opened, I walked on and turned around, one of the men followed me, turned around and shot the man behind the nurse as I shot the nurse. Atleast, that’s what was supposed to happen. I kept doing a sortof Groundhog Day thing with repeating the hit over as various small elements changed.

It started off with Tym wanting my help becouse he had dnoe something really bad, I think burned something. He wanted me over his house for some reason. Then JoAnn called me and said she needed me to go to arizona with her and her father for a counseling meeting for reasons she hadn’t told me. Dad wanted me to come with him somewhere for some reason too. I was trying to call Tym and joAnn on the phone, but the numbers on the phone werre all out of order, and it as really confusing me to dial. I told my father this when he started asking what was taking so long, and it turned out that he changed the buttons around. I hit the flash button at one point and heard mom on the line talking to Tyms mom, both sounding rather upset. I gave up on calling Tym, and tried calling Jo, it took me awhile to realizI needed to cal her fathers cellphone, and then I had a dard time findiwng his number.

I then was pulling into my driveway in the snow, and there was a green cobra (the car) there (mind you I have no clue what this looks like), I knew it was Justins, and started saying shit outloud about how I didn’t want a car like this, or anyone associated with it at myhouse. Something along the lines of how I got rid of various things, and how once when there was a Yak that didn’t want me around, I ran. Then all of a sudden there appeared a moose which I kept calling a yak, and it was chasing me around the yard. I couldn’t get inside the front door fast enough, so I made it chase me over the cobra, and then I ran arounrd back to grab the porch railing and pull myself up so I could get inside. Jo & Justin were inside on the couch, and I ran straight for the vaccuum cleaner and brandished it like a sword/baseball bat, waiting for the yak to break through the glass door. It did, and I missed it with my first swing. The second one got it, and it fell into a box. I opended the box and noticed the carpet was covered in blood, and started dragging the thing outside onto the deck. Someone else followed me onto the deck and I told them to throw the thing in the woods for me. When he brought it down, it woke up and then Matrxy things started happening, only with lag. People were all over the place doing various martial arts, trying to hit the yak, but missing, and it was hitting them back. I ran inside with the vaccuum, and used it like a golf club when the thing came inside.

This is also from the 12th. I was in some big boxy thing with my old boss, playing with mounted mortar looking things, and firing them off for fun. My social problems professor showed up and told us to fire them around in a safer place. We went outside with the mortars and strapped them into large coats and ran around firing.