Awesomely Modest

This is from the night of th 12th, I think. I wrote it down since I was at Jessicas. I went to some barn looking house with peter and casey on a gokart made from a radio flier. As we were trying to leave I noticed my camera was missing. I knew who took it though, and went next door to ask Powdered Toast Man for help. He was sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee and watching tv. I told him what happened and he said to sneak into the bathroom window of who took it. I did, and got my camera back, and Powdered Toast Man flew up to the window to fight the guy off as he chased me.

Then, ready to go, the key to the kart was missing. We went and took it from a bitchy neighbor girl, and I started the kart and took off the parking brake. We started rolling, and I couldn’t find the brake pedal. We rolled down a hill and into a muddy pond. When I stopped freaking out, I realized that we had skimmed across the pond, and onto the hill on the other side. Pete and I carried the kart to the top and unbent the front so that we could fit in it again. The brake pedal was missing, and the shoelace it pulled was torn.

I made sure casey was alright, and that Pete had her ready. Once we got moving, it started raining and streets got pretty muddy. Cars & trucks were going under and flipping quite a bit, so we steered towards a huge construction site of mud and climbed that. We then walked down bricks after passing the muddy streets.

I was at some dinner thing and started reading the message board from my Visual Communications class last semester. I was with Jess and Jo, and Tim and Katie from my class were there, though I didn’t speak to them, and I was waiting for my grandmother and aunt. Jess and Jo went out to pick up food for us since we were starved and tired of waiting. While they were gone, I searched for my name on the message board and got weirded out when people were asking if I was dating someone- until I realized I typed my name as ‘joi’, and they were asking about a joil dating someone. Then Jess came back with vegetable fried rice and I hugged her before waking up.

I was is my room, on my bed typing. My keyboard started smoking, and I took it apart to try to figure out what the problem was. When I couldn’t find one, I went upstairs, where I heard someone discussing how the way she rewired my computer should have killed me somehow. I peeked in and saw that it was some woman staying at my house and Cherie, and beacme very confused. I went over to the bathroom and set next to the wall with peter, eating peanutbutter and chocolate heart candies that we had. Dad came down and took a look at the computer with me, we found nothing wrong. I went upstairs and started questioning people about what the fuck was going on, and nobody seemed to say anything. I said something mean to cherie, and started walking away while hearing dave tell her that he’s starting to believe she’s up to something too. I saw the other woman in my parent’s room, talking on a cellphone to someone about what she’s been doing, and I ran in and punched her in the stomach, and she kicked me off. I grabbed her foot and tried to break her ankle by twisting and she fell on the floor telling me how she’s doing all of this in order to give women an equal say in government or somethnig. She was yelling really fast, and I was more concerned about breaking her ankle or leg. Mom came in when she heard the yelling, and told me that the woman wanted mom to shoot up a school, and then I felt the ankle give, and woke up to dad geting ready for a clown gig.

I was at a friends house who doesn’t exist, and was gettnig ready to go to a concert with him. His brother, and Tym were not coming. I went to my room at my house to get dressed, and my mom started rushing me and bugging me that I was moving too slowly. I eventually started yelling at her because she was rushing me out the door for school, which I wasn’t going to.

I think I was in a nice park in New York. There was a little girl who was dehydrated and needed water. I dug a little hole in the ground where there was mud, and used my hands holding a pile of dirt and my sleeves to filter out the wather as best I could, dripping it into her mouth.

Later, I was trying to find a new spot for a bunch of sea-lions to live in the same park. There was no ocean anywhere, mind you. I went searching around the area for what looked like a good area to bring afew to make a home, but couldn’t find anywhere decent. Eventualy I ended up walking on a dirt path with an old Beach Boys vinyl half-buried, and sticking up in the ground. I climbed up a few rocks on the opposite side of a fence, and came apon train tracks on a bridge. On my way back down, I hid behind some bushes as a train actually went by.