Awesomely Modest

It was my birthday, and this kid Ben from one of my classes was working at a trick hermit crab store. I forget what trick they all did. He was giving me one for my birthday presesnt. They came in containers like fruit by the foot, it was weird. I hung out in the parkinglot infront of this store, and looked at some giant sculptures. He offered me a slice of pizza since they were about to go home.

It began snowing. I grabbed my camera to take a picture, and of someone who looked at me and took their shirt off for some pictures. After that, I took her to get a room at some small place ontop of a restaurant. There were afew cool arcade games there that people were playing. I made a joke about one of the games, and she said she did not appreciate my teasing her. The stairs to the room were more like broken ceilings and floors that were close together. We had to duck as I climbed them. I asked which hallway the room was in, and was pointed to the second one- It was yellow. Some girl was sitting across the hall watching. Everything was so small we had to crawl on hands and knees. I woke up shortly after getting mostly inside.

I was on the floor of my dorm, trying to put together some sort of puzzle-tranformer pencil sharpener. Jay IM’d me out of the blue. I tried explaining to him this sharpener. Then my RA came in, paniced and sortof rushed. I asked him why the floor was covered in a clear gel, or ooze. He told me he didn’t even want to think of it. It seems my roommate (who was actually this guy that was hitting on me in a very rude way, and not my real roommate) had gotten sick and gelled the floor.

I’m not sure if it happened before or after whats already been typed, but I was at some show at another college with Jo, Beth, and Brooke. They wandered off without me at one point and I ended up walking around hallways without purpose, got caught up with a bunch of people walking out the building, and some girl in the group said something about my shoes. I was only wearing socks though.

Seemed familiar, though I remember very little of it now. A bee was trying to sting me, but I stayed underwater. I’ll try and remember to add more if it comes to me.

I was behind the gym and stage of a school, and there was a food cart. I was getting mashed potato, someother food, and a huge thing of lemonade that was in the shape of The Tick. While I was waiting for my food, a man came over wondering if his special eggs were ready. I forget what he called them, but he made sure that the outside could crack off, and that the inside was still a liquid membrane. He slipped the membrane out of the egg to make sure it was good, and then carefully put it back in. He explained to me that it was for some animal thing that I also don’t remember the name of. After he told me about this, I had visions of a man with his stomach cut open, and a live alligators head stuffed inside him. He was screaming in pain as the alligator snapped its head back and fourth, making his upper torso flail like a puppet. It was supposed to be some rite of passage/closest you can go to becoming an animal crap. It was really fucking weird.

I was comparing toothbrushes with someone. Theirs was big and flat, and really neat- though it turned out it was only for cleaning/whitening, not really a toothbrush. Whoever had mine was very impressed with it. Also, they had a keyring flashlight that folded up into itself to become tiny, and became much bigger and brighter when you pushed a button