It’s always red vs blue.

There was some rivalry going on between people in red and people in blue.  i came with some people to wear red as a show of support and to help show numbers wernt dwindlin as people in red were bing beaten and killed.  we walaked through slush in some circle of a path repeatedly, it was walled off fro the blue, but they basically stayed on their side by choice.  there were a few areas where the wall opened up and people would stand and wait there to shove or hit you a bit until you managed to get past them.  one of the guys i was with got beaten pretty bad at this point but i had already gotten past, so i just watched silently from a safe spot to see if he managed to get back up.  he never did.

later i was at some job and a girl asked me for hel with her computer when she moved.  i thought it was for movig buildings and tried talking her out of doing it until the building was prepared, but she said it was for moving homes.  i told her i could remote assist her any time but she insisted i come over to her house for it.  she told me to follower her, and she led me all around the office looking for a private place and i realized what whas going on.  next i  was up on some shelving unit in the storage area with a ladder going up and she had left.  i climbed down figuring i must have sent her off or she got angry when i said i had a girlfriend.  i went outside and walked around a bit .  tere was a large bunch of ropes and tubing along the ground for some diggers in the area.  aparently one had fallen and hurt herself because she didn’t remember some safety procedure, and she was freaking out more that she’s never forgotten that before.  i followed along the ropes a bit and then started heading back into  a school building.  people were being retarded, both going in and leaving it.  screaming and running and sliding down steps and blocking ofof doors.  i ust walked through and ignored them though.

And that’s why you don’t visit home.

i was bill murray in some movie, as a squirrely quiet guy.  i flew over to the east coast to visit friends and family for a couple days.  when we first landed we found some turtles really cloe to the airport which we put in bags and saved i think.   fro smoe reason the samet thing hapened again, only this time we didn’t see any turtles.  we went out to ddnner and later on my sisster was fighting some guy in the bathroom.  they were practicing for some tournament i think, only my sister wasn’t hitting the guy very hard or anything.  he was beating the crap out of her trying to get her to open up and start really fighting back.  she got him locked down after they fell into a bathtub and eventually she accidentally drowned him in the few inches of water in it.  she brought the body outside carefuly and called one of her friends to help edeal with it.  i had started to carefully help clean up the blood all over the walls, being cautious to not get fingerprints anywhere- unfortunately this was our family bathroom so they pretty much were already everywhere.  my sister removed all the tiles from the wall that had blood on them and i heard my sister discussing what i thought to be me with her friend.  turned out her friend was a cop and she suspected i was jack the ripper.  i left quickly befrone they could matcd tnmy prints to previous cases and hid outside.  i soon heard rustling in the bushes and a distanct helicopter, knowing they’d come for me.  a cop leapt  out of he bush and i was very polite with him, asking him for a chance to run, since thy had gotten all prepared for a chase, hoping to be killed during it.  I also argued that my sister had illed this guy, and then they come for me.  while he was mildly distracted,  i did start running.  he caught the edge of my shoulder with a bullet and i rolled briefly before getting up after he had finished off his rounds.  i ran between bushes and some odlyshaped building and used the structure to try and get away faster, i don’t remember anything else.

A habanero hit.

some fat guy named louie was hred to kill me.  hehad some very unique toolss for doing the job as well, including finger atttcahments and a mouth opener.  i figured he wasn’t going to be subtle but i wanted to find outhow he was going to kll me, so i went and faced him.  he explained that tere was some crazy habanero pepper flakes she’s used to kill dogs in the past where they’d die of heat exhaustion and hear voices and hallucinate and all that, he was anxious to see it happen to a person.  i managed to get him off my back long enough to try and think up other plans to possibly get him to eat the pepers.  for some reason it involved spraying lighter fluid into the eyes of two people in his room, and then just randomly in the air athim and waiting for it to explode.

Because who doesn’t carry around VHS cassettes?

I was in a room that was a cross betneen my parents bedroom and the front room, except with a tv and vcr in it.  jenny and schaffer and another guy or two wore hanging out and eventually jenny complained about some noise she hears in the morning which schaffer had a song about.  hem entioned a few lyrics of it and then mentioned another song which we hadn’t heard.  he pulled outsome nda thing for jenny to sign in order to look at the lyrics he had been working on that night.  she sort of scribbled on it not very seriously, and he put some vhs cassette in the vcr with some oldschool movie we had never seen on it.

there was some other guy there that was kind of creepy and i din’t much trust hanging out ith jenny.  apparently he had messed with her old roommate and given eeryone a bad impression.  jenny told me to get up early to make sure he didn’t steal anything.

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.

i went to visit jenny at starbucks.  she wasn’t able to talk much but when she got off she offered to buy me a drink.  i had seen someone get some crazy looking mint drink and asked for that.  noone listened to her when she orderd it o she went behind the counter to make it anyways.  there was same ingredioent she needed that was way high up.  it had almonds in it and i suggested some alternatie that i had to grab myself for her.

then i was at some college at night for some reason.  i was walking across the campus quickl, not paying attention to anyone and then i went into the building by sliding down the stair rail.  it ended up in the cafeteria and i walked to sit and watch what eeryone else was watching.  it was some cheerleaders puting on a practice performance, and it was abysmal.  i ended up laying down on the floor and wonndering what i was doing there.

when i got back up, i was taking a swimming class.   there were afour of us lined up sitting against a wall, with a small bathtubnet to us.  it was jenny, tym, bethanya i.  te instructor cma by and asked 00if jenny needed a form saying she could compete with her knee.  she said she’d sign anything handed to her, but the instructor didn’t have anything handy.  then the instructor asked if fanyone planned on subscribing to some magazine i didn’t catch the name of.  tym raised his hand an i asked what it was and was told it was a magazine to stop making you eat certain foods.  then bethany raised her hand but the teacher walked away.  i askd her what she was goin to ask but she didn’t tell e so i made ajoke about her tits.  then while i was getting anxious i started looking around and discovered a hole in the alll with an entire room filled with water behind it.  there was also a specific rcing pool.  i announced that i had discovered the wormhole, and we all started hopping though to the other side.  everyone took a mask, the little eyes-only mask type goggles.  i saked if she had the kind that covers your nose oo since i can’t ukeep water outo f my nose.  she laughed but said she actually was familiar with that prolem and caled it  a vision problem.  she had me hold my breath a few ties ad said i should be able to maaeg, but gave the option of not wearing my glasses and having my nose covered orgetting water up my nose. somehow i was able to wear glasses with the other goggles?  then i woke up.