Witch stabbing.

I was working on some omputer issue while adam tried fixing some stupid hardware issue.  it wasn’t working so oi offered to give it a go.  the laserdisc drive was having trouble, and i noticed that simply putting a laserdisc in the drive aws causing it to crack like crazy.  we swapped another drive and it did the same thing.  eventually we just said that people neededto use something far more modern than laserdisc and we wer’nt going to fix it.

Then I was trapped in some witches house with one of her minoins.  wthe witch had gone out and had to run errands and the minion was watching me.  they had to go run same things too though, and decided to leave e locked in the house in a locked up room.  after i moved my doll out of the way of hers, and swappped some clothng from them so i might use mine for something as if it was theirs, i came back in and they warned me that opening the front door would banish me fror all time.  they left, aquickly came back in and ended up talking to some friend on the phone for a while.  a little while later they eventually left and i started figringout how i’d get out.  i took some tears from the crying schandaleer and made long thin picks out of them, which i stuod up on top of and managed to get into the witch’s room. behind her bed was some spechial looking knife that i grabbd then i noticed a similar one in a little hole high up on the wall.  i couldn’t reach it, so i bent one of the tears into a hook shape and pulled it out.  .  unsure which was real i looked them over for markings of being old and having been sued , figuring she cared for and was emotion al about the knife.  i threw the suspected fake down and went back to the other rom.   heard the whitch coming up to the door and took the platstic safety tip off the knife,and the moment she opened the door i stabbed her in the gut.  she was not happy to be stabbed with her own knife. She then tried to seduce me my changing her form.

Candy gore, old friends and rabies.

There was some bridge we had to cross that was all rundown and broken.  After we made it we went to some ice cream shop that I could’nt read the menu, but huge people dressed as M&Ms kept walking in the door and getting bashed in the head and leaking crumbly peanut butter everywhere.  Afterwards I was at some party that my gradeschool crush Bethany was at.  I never spoke to her and just sat around with my hood on and being dark and brooding.  At one point she was talking about where she was living and I simply clarified “San Diego, still?”  Shortly after a woman in a dress came up and tapped her shoulder and they left.

I also think I dreamt of some racoons leaning up on my tent and tried screaming at them but no sound came out.  Then I actually woke up and told Jenny to be quiet so I could listen for them.  (we had been camping and fending off hungry racoons all night long)

Lots of things named after or supposed to be marine life.

Went to a sharks game with steve and ndan.  we had some table to sit and watch on a big scereen reserved, but we were somewhat looking to sell our seats.  We stayed and watched most of the game from there, but eventually toward the end we switched tickets with someone that had two rooms seserved.   i headed to the room after changing keys and found steve already in there and i think it had become his apartment.  i looked around a bitand found joann on the pornch.   she had just woken up from some dream that was freaking her out.  she had on green eye makeup.  when i asked about the dream she said there were horsies in it taht told her numbers.  she asked me what number the horsey said and i told her four.  she said in teh past the horsie told her six, but she didn’t know what it meant.   shortly after she passed back out on a bench and i couldn’t awke her up.  I tried yelling her name, shaking her and smacking her face and lifting her up nothing woke her she  just kept breathing heavily in her sleep.  I left to find justin and see about helpingand when i eventually got himo n the phone he seemedc oncerned too and I told her what I knew.  I also headed over and continued talking about him with her dream and usddenly she was up and mad that we were talking about it.We started heading back into their house and there was a large package to bring in, i think it was a bike.  Justin was waiting for a letter from his father paying something off.  he didn’t think he’d get it though.  at one point his father showed up with a lawyer to hand over the letter.   his dad sounded like a bit of a jerk and when justin opened the letter and pulled out a 2 dollar checkque he knew his dad as fucking with thim.  justin got really short and sarcastic with his answers until his father left.  it wasn’t snowy out, but it was wet and salty on their floors lie it had been snowy out.  I went to their back room to put some things down and saw their acquarium, which had tons of weird animals, like fish that looked like seals the size of my finger, and yelped for food.  the back room was also covered in sand, and some fish and worms and snakes lstarted coming up fromit and playing around.  there wa s one snake that oved entirely backwards.  apparently tehy hada good relationship wit their vet to make sure the different species would coexist.  i touhght the b ackwards snake bit me, but jonn noticed my hand and said it was a bloodworm seeping into my skin and i had to pull it out quick.  i didn’t.  there was a second than i started swiping at and it started getting pulled out of my hand, but i woke up.

Where’d you learn to skate like that?!

I was heading to some restaurant with everyone and i noticed the car rin front of us looked like they had urned the entire car into a speaker.  there was fabric everywher and even on the driver’s  head.  it looked hilarious.  we pulled into some fast food restaurant’s driveway and laughed as we passed them.  inside, there was something mentioning a n open source project to make ordering food ta mcdonoalds better.  i took the andvertisements to tkake a look at it.

Later, Jenny and i were shopping at some store for underwear.  she was looking for something that wasn’t jst a boring solid colour, and we asked a person if they had anything like that.  we were taken to this remote section of a store that as unlit at first, and underneath a flight of stairs.  she had to puh stuff out of the way tooo, and then they were low to the gorund.  there were one or two pairs she was looking at, but still nothing good.  we then looked for some shirts and while she was trying a shirt on another employee came up and said the store was closing so they could have a special dinner with the sharks.  we started saying that the woman helping us seemed like a nece jewish woman that would steal us a bunch of food and make sure we ate.  then we were kicked out.  as we left we walked past the sharks and some other hockey team that had carninals on their uniform.  the ground started becoming covered in ice, and we had iceskates on.

I made jenny skate over to the far ramp, so we could do one or two loops around the ice rink, but the way around was on dirt.  people were skating on dirt as though it ere ice, just faling over a lot.  i fell several times as well.  the place to get onto the ice was in a woods y area, and some tortured old man was out there angry we were around.  we went on the ice and jenny skated around really fast and i had no idea how she suddenly could do tah.  later we all agot angyr that the rink was shitty and they made us skate on cement, so we scraped up all the ice and made big piles of it, and then threw our skates away.

Bizarro Birthday.

I think we were back east visiting danielle and dirty on my birthday.  jenny wouldn’t even give me hints as to what was planned.  at first they wanted me to send some goofy message written in leetspeak to facebook via text message.  I tried opening up gogle voice’s webpage on my phone to send a text message from that, rather than my phone.  i could’nt find the text message link anywhrer though.  venetualy i gave up and took a picture of the message, and posted it on twitter so it would go to facebook.  I think I also had to call someone and veriyf the message, since it couldn’t be processed automatically lixe the text.

I was on irc and saw someone with a similar email address to my dad spamming some crap,  and then looking itno it further found it was actually him.

later, we all went to bed.  i was sleeping under the bushes at my parents house when i heard people outside.  i had a blanket over me, andI don’t think most people saw me.  I could hear them having a waterfight even tohugh it was still pitch dark out.  I carefully grabbed the hose, in case anyone turned it on- figuring they’d see me then anyways.  Eventually peter turned it on, and I just sputn around and soaked him.

Jenny pointed out what we presumed was the planning phase of the fight, on twitter at like 3i n the morning.  a bunch of people talking back and fourt that were hidden.  then covered up by hunderds of posts of some comic, which was vertically seamless