somehow my room ended up with two large fish tanks and some small kritter keepers. i think we were waching some animals for some kid. things kept getting out of their container though. I heard something hopping behind my desk and went to try and gra bit. Instead, i found a praying antis, some other inesct, and a weird prple and orange sluggish duckbillish looking thing. Never found what was hopping orund. I told the kid that unless stehy keep the lids for the containers tightly cloased, she may never see them all again if they sexcape. there were wtow containers that were empty, and dan reached into one of the fishtanks and grabbed at a fist-sized puffer.. it was purple and puppefd up. he said he was going to throw it in the little tank so it wasn’t umpty. while i was standing there i felt a sharp paini n my foot, and upo n looking at what the hell was over there, i saw a worm, and rather than picking it up with my hnds i grabbed some paper to try and scoop it up. when i went to get it i saw it was like 3 feet long, and the moment i tried to get it it quickly slithered into the closet.
Second to tampons. Explains it all.
met up with some super old friend i’d somehow ocme back in ocontact with. tings were going wel until he brought up pot, and started smoking it, and i got bored and started watching tv. i was calling the movie on toons i think, but it seemed more like escape from new yeork or something. i was mentioning how good it was while at the same time starting to fall asleep. the hotel room came up with a messsage that the ending of the movie would cast money and i faked being asleep when he sked about it, and watched through my nearly shut eyes as he paid the five bucks onscreen to watch it.
after that, i eventually headed home, where i had some other person as my roommate, . they tried scaring me with a crappy karate kic and a throw of a dremacast controller at me, but i diddn’t flinch. something came on tv talking about the ersident wearing underwear somewhere, and pointed and laughed at me for also being in underwear. then someone said while holding back their gagging that women would be declared our ost national resource, second to tampons.
Backyard camping.
I was back an the bbb andwe were rearranging the office. i set up some weird bunkbed type setup that built a cave large enough for a a big table with lots of chairs for everyone underneath, and my workspace blacked out from the light. kevin came around and made minor changes just to piss me off
later i was setting up a camsite in my parents yard for some reason. i had a fancy new tendt and sleeping bag, and ound out peter basically jsut had a tarp to cover the gorund. we started looking around fo something to use for a tent and sleeping bag then i rememebered my parents down bags. he wasn’t happpy at first but i went off on how awesome they were. i also tried shipping my one person ent out for him, since my parents only had the giant one. andy was in the backyard sleeping in a sortof bivy sack or giant hanging net thing.
Pizza and stolen cars.
Rob had made some app that helped with creatin a pizza delivery service, and i started trying to deliver pizza for a few days. tthen it grew into an app that oculd manage your media and order pizza at the same time.
later, I witnessed a car theft from far away and decided i should try and help ercover it. i had to walk across a bridge from san francisco, and then walk across another one from there o get tho the right body of land. the firts place i went i didn’t see an car, so i wilked back tover the bridge and then down a longer piece of bridge. it had horrible traffic, even with me trying to jsut walk on it. i eentually got to the end and never saw any cars and got confused. I walked back again and tohught about it for a bit, trying to figure out where i saw the cars go.eentually i went back to the first place and snooped around more and found them next door to the police station. I saw a lot of guys coming out after me ubt most of them were the same perosn, i wasable to easily bat awy the duplicates and get the origina person in a jailsell. the main officer’ was apparently the thiefs brother though, and let him out. i tried getting them both in the cell and accidentally got myself closed in on the wrong side, and managed to find a way out. when i got out i saw the two of them walking down the street with golf lubs and smacking limbs off trees. i tried convincng them to leave town, but they just laughed at me.
eventually they started wlking off, and then i started pulling cornbread muffins off a tree and throwing them at them like a snowball fight. i hit something of theirs which exploaded in a big ess of goo. they started throwing things back.
Wanted for douchebaggery.
Some joke I sent int the mail got taken the wrong way and I got on the list as terrorist. I saw my name an d face on wanted posters and had to go around covering myself up. i was in a convenience store and paid with my credit card and realized that probably gave away my location, so i couldn’t go bac tom y car to leave. i think my bosses ratted me out after i told them what was going on and why. When I saw police I was surprised they didn’t tackle me but let me walk with them calmly as they arrested me. I joked around ith them too about what i was being charged with knowing i’d be relased agter proving i didn’t do anything other than just being my usual horrible self.