Alligators. Bad for sport training.

I was in my bother and mi’s old beadroom at my parents house.  some guy was around doing training for a sprt and one of the ways he did it was buying a boat for us to be on when we weren’t palying.  the boat coasted around nicely an the field which had shalow wawtter over it.  one day he broughta bunch of alligators on the boat and started tossing them into the field to get us playing better.  there was one giant oneand one time it was chasing after me, even standing on the desks and rawers wasn’t high enough to get awa from it.  another time i was just trying to sneek out of the bedroom and sortof teasing it.  i threw bits of crayons at its mouth for it to snap at.  when i made a break for the bedroom door i tried closing it, but the latch sucked nd it was able to pull the door open and started chasing me running on its hund ligs.  i woke up yellingas it caught up with me.

My clothes! My poor, muddy clothes!

I was workingon painting the walls for some new place I had moved into.  Lacking ideas, I sortof started painting them to looklike right outside.  Actually they looked like stone buildings highly detailed with oil paint, and one wall zooming in on o view of the ocean.  It started raining at one point and I had to leave with Jenny and her family.  I walked out the door with no shirt on, but a second pair of pants over my shoulder.  When I realized that I’d forgotten a shirt I told them I’d catch up and ran back inside.  My room had no roof and some of my drawers were open and filled with dirt turned to mud from the water.  After getting a shirt I ran outside and had no idea where in the parking lot they were.  I kept fainting as I looked for them and then I think Peer eventually came and grabbed me.

Daggerjoust!

I was taking part in some sort of dager based ojsting game and getting killed a lot .  juts over and aver i’d eb running into or just got through little jousty match.

games are weird bcause they used long floppy daggerish things and it wa s a lot absed on twisting and flipping the dagger in the right way before the other guy did.  i strted off very bad but by the time i had my own to try in, it was over.’r.

Google’s my suger mama.

Some higher up chick at google named Jamie contacted me for help with some new music related product.  I went over some ideas and suggested they used Conan and Chromeo to promote it.  She went and saw my bedroom and I got embarrased, telling her not to look at it.  She pulled out a red credit card and said she could fix things, and started treating me to dinner as her date and buying me nicer clothes.  Later I was in a classroom Conan was teaching in and was asking some question about different shapes on a house.  There was two of each shape and they were also similarly coloured.  I left for Florida while he was drawing some building and asking questions about it.  While I was there I went past the building he was asking about, and called him to tell him it was at 100791 Ocean Ave.  Then we started talked talking about the google thing while I walked down the street to meet Tym, and I walked past Andy Richter who said hi to me.  I told Conan that Tym and I were going to think up ideas using booze, and headed to a bar where Mötley Crüe was playing.  Everyone there, including the band was fighting, and we shoved people into the crowds.

Clearly, I needed this vacation.

Kept waking up at Jessi’s thinking Jenny and I were conflicting with some sort of server port for sleeping. had to tconnect no a different machine with the same port nomeber to get through to the server and get back to sleep.  at some point Bill was selling omnitors that also connected to thes rever to display a unifor m picture of sleeping.