Convenience Honeymoon

Forget how it started, but I ended up in a convenience store next to an off duty cop who knew who I was. I was already drunk and waiting in line to buy some more wine. While waiting a few employees started changing into seethrough shirts and skirts, and started making out in front of everyone. It turned out they were honeymooning in the convenience store where they met.

Shame I don’t remember more, as this was the least bizarre of the dream I think.

Why don’t killers throw corpses in volcanoes?

i was on some islnd that a antive was helping me find my way on. there was a good dea l of hiding from raptors and other dinosaurs until i got to the safe side of the island. when i did, jori was at my campsite trying to find a warm spot of ground to fix some film. right by a prety low-lying volcano the ground was really hot so i helped her set up there as well a s took pictures of the volcano.

later i was back in the city andreading throguh some weird fetish thing thtat showed up in my mail why people decided on what to do for the night.

Presidential Pancakes!

Forgot to type this up the other day.

I was in the Tenderloin, and Obama said we should head over to his mother’s place and he’d cook us breakfast.  It ended up being above a couple of the places we’d eaten with a friend before.  Jenny and I sat at the table while he put on a green cooking apron and started making us some pancakes.  After we had finished, we all headed outside.  In the hallway, there were a bunch of fishtanks that Jenny and I were enthralled with and I took a few pictures.

Eventually, we were walking down the street with Obama waving hello to people.  I realized I didn’t take a picture of him cooking for us, or with us all together as proof.  My father gave me his camera and we put on the autotimer setting, placing the camera on the ground to take the picture.  It had some other strange setting enabled that was cropping the picture a ton, though, and we had to retake it several times until I figured it out.  I apologized for taking so long but appreciated his patience, and he didn’t mind at all.

Aww yeah, hot chick all up in mah stuff

Was trying to go to some restaurant for lunch, but it turned out to be an Arby’s.  I think I got a drink and then left to find the original place I wanted to go.  Met up with some people that also said they were heading there, and got a ride with them.  Some cute girl in the back was all over me and we ended up at some weird fetishy type brothel or something.  The cute girl and I walked to some of the softer stuff while the guy driving went into some weird kicking/spanking room with weird dolls and stuff.  There was some room with a fat chick, forget what she was doing but afterward her hair got cut really nice and apart from being blobulous and literally egg shaped, she looked pretty good.  I woke up around this part I think.

The game

this was an interesting one. hope i get enough of it.

I was sin some large busiess buidling where soem young blonde was having me crawl around in the garden with her, learning some basic shit te play the game. Her breasts became exposed and were used as a blowtorch, though i didn’t see how this would be atall useful. most of the stuff we tried burning didn’t burn. I thought the game was ssstuupid an was getting up to wwalk away, but the blonde ran overto me and grabbed me. despite her being a robot, she was pretty human, and convinced me to continue on.

She brought me to on elevator, and when we got out there was a door with the handle removed. She hid while we listed to voices behind it. I opened it and got arrested by security guards rather quick…starting thsi bit over, I let the voices go away before entering. she stayed behind as i examined another door, when some tall black chick came out, motioning fro me to hfollow her. we snuck around the office quickly and slowly, ducking behind things on the way to an office. I lost ther at one poit andentered some guy’s office. I thought he didn’t notice me, but when he came out looking around, I came up behind him and snapped his neck- though not quite enough. He was still moving a bit, silent, and I twisted his neck just a bit more to kill him. I realized that in this game we’re fairly free to do whatever we want. the black chick hid as the dead guy was being callef for by another woman, whe came out and saw me over his corpse. This tall older blonde chick started screaming for him as I tried pulling her away, and i still had no idea what was going on.the black chick came out and started helping me push her to the windew, yelling that it was her ault for something. i think we were going to push her out a window, but i woke up.