Aww yeah. Cute Asian girl for me.

Met some cute asian girl while at the superharket. I started talking to her and askedto see ne ring on her finger. She wore a fake engagement ring made of plastic. I asked if she wawnted to hang out and do someting later ad then she alex alhrecht and I started acting out some weird play together. Superheoros were involveh and we all dressed up funny for the parts. We ended in a duddist church and feeling ucnomfortable. Her father showed up and had a stick that he threatened to beat me with over the hands & arms. I walked towrd him with my hands out for him to hit. He kept hitting them harder and harder looking confused as i didn’t wnce and stepped coser.

Eventually they had to go. I showed the father the script for the play we did, but he didn’t look at it until his daughter pointed it out from the car. His attitude changed and I tried getting him to hit me with the stick more..even grabbing it from him and lightly hitting him back while offering thes tick. He tok it and snapped it in half, then hugged me. He said his daughter wasa lucky girl, then asked if it was me that was lucky and I said I was.

I really wish that game existed.

I had pulled in to work erly while listening to a podcast orvoicemail about another job. It was some guy talking in thick accent and laughing at his bad chokes. Then at the end he started talking normal but I didn’t get to ear what he said. I accidentally clicked off from hearing it as I walked inside, realizing I was an hour early. It was also a houce, where some girls I knew were making food and Justin, joannevan were in the back finishing lunch. They asked me to join them and I as confused that they were eating lunch as I had gotten to work an hour early.

We then started playing some game together. You payed as an ogre with some snotnosed looking dog, and brandishing a mysteriously powered buzzsaw. You had to saw at these weird spiky rocks to reveal powerod ancient discs beneath them. Different colours did different things, but basically you collected those powers and saed at each other. As we were playing, I found a room with some larger ogre in it, smashing a pile of chocolate. I hit him on the head and hit the chocolate myself, becoming ogre of the jungle with a giant donkey kong style mallet to hit people with. I started swiping at them and their hands or whatever I hit would fly ouff. Eventually everyone started grabbing that chocolate and we were having a mallet fight. Chocolate was growing arms back on ogres and making them bigger and taller.

Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this.

I was back in Natick and was talking to myself in a weird accent in the car as I drove the wrong way down roads, talking about fucking a pineapple which had a vagina carved into it, saying how si vous play meant to turn right. As I went down the wrong way of speen I went and parked by the mall. Planning to get naked and run outside for something. Then the people who where getting out of the car beside me had a car pull up behind them and start robbing them. I tried turning my car back on to steer toward one of the two guys steealing froh mthe cuple, but it kept stalling. I briefly considered getting out and trying to fight the guys off, but didn’t. Then I woke up.

Bit early to be dreaming of my birthday.

It was tmy birthday for some roason, and I was going out tosomeplace for it with a bunh of friends. Everyone was getting ready at my place though, so I enedd up being the last to shower, . I took like an hour or so to get ready to go out, while eeyrone was standing by their cars. I had some girl with me is a date, although we didn’t talk ery much. At one point she saw someone she knew and went off to hang out with them. I sat at my table while everyone else went and ndanced. Steve’s car had been put on cinderblocks.

Ah, awkward moments.

Went to te Jori’s house with Sara for some reason. Sara had to leave temporarily and one of Jori’s ex’s was around. He ended up being drunk and offensive, making everyone uncomfortable and started gettting beligerant when he was told to leave. I ended up dragging him out the window, somewhhat of his own accord since he was bigger than me. He stomped on my chest once but that didn’t stop me from pulling him down the hall. He kept saying how he wasn’t even being hurt by me and then I best his arm way up behind his back and he started screaming. Saying he had some injury and as I was pushing him out the door Jori poked my back and I yelled ow, telling her that I had back issues as well. I pushed him out the door and locked it, and we watched him drive down over herlawn and onto the street.
I think we were waiting to go see a comedy show with the woman that tried taking our payments for the show.Some joke came up about some rodes being built and using zip-ties to perosify them. and was repeated. Someone asked if I wanted to shit into a footabg and I suggested mona lisa smile as said pisbag.