Don’t fuck with my BCD, Tom.

Adam told me he found some weird header on my site and I spent forever trying to track down what the hell my site got infected with and how.  Then it was new years and Tom got super drunk and broke into my place and started fucking up my BCD and I got super pisseed at ohim and yelling about how my life depended on it working properly.

Fighting witchnazis!

We were hiding from so me evil witches in the attick of some house.  I got a very holocausty vibe from the dream and they were only coming for y brother and i.  We uesd Michelle’s giant room-sized sniper riffle to try and stop them, along  with magic and throwing things at them.  The house was made by corkscrewing floors onto one atnother.  I remember far less than I wish of this one.

Informing horrible people that they are so.

I had built some secret buried time travel box in the floor of an old russian building, which had a tunnel to it from the floor of my parents shed.  I kept it secret fro years but eventually wanted to show people and see exactly where it would take me.  I considered going into it and going back in time which would essentially kill the present time me, and was just about to do it until I gave it a second thought and decided against it.

Then Jenny and I were on an island and saw some people having hamster races for money and also selling the losers off for cheap. I  put on some flippers arnd swam to the netx island over where a woman sold large birds.  I asked if I could orrow a falcon to teach the hamster people a lesson, and she said I could keep it.  The falcon carefully crawled onto my finger and I held my hand in the air as I swam back over.  I laughed and shook my hand to et the falcon to fly off and find a hamster to tea.  It went up in a tree to eat it and I laughed more at them and told them they were all horrible people.  It landed back on my hand for a second hamster and when it flew off to grab one it accidentally hit the tent they were undera nd fell to the ground.  I tried rushing to grab it before someone attacked the falcon, but someone grabbed its leg.  I woke up trying to pull it free carefully.

Sorry I puked on your roof. She made me do it.

I was at Jenny’s mother’s house and wanted to swap out a new blanket for an old blanket.  I realized halfawy through the confusion that I could just give jenny the new one and let her mother keep her current one.  This made things even more confusing and she then wanted to see which Jenny would prefer.  Even after saying Jenny wouldh want the new one, we had to hunt her down to get her opinion.

After that, Tym and I were being chased by a giant T-rex with horns and lights coming out of its face.  I ran up onto JoAnn’s roof for safety and nkocked off a shingle from the ridge cap.  I turned and saw jo and her mother both on the roof as well, and realized the TRex was actually a rollercoaster.  JoAnn was arguing that since the seats were made unusable ti wasn’t, but the thing was on a track and had seats notneless .  I tried apologizing to Donnaabout the shingle but she started screaming how she wasn’t expecting anything this crazy, and threw up, which set me off as well.  Everyone then got pissed that I puked on the roof.