For some reason I was out with some guy and we had to wade through tsome swamy areas to get back home. When I finally did get back I took a nice long shower with some cute girl. In the morning I walked into the kitchen and saw her resting before work. I woke her up and told her she needed to get up and hse started hurrying out the door. I told her I loved her and to have a good day without thinking abot it. She seemed confused and asked what I said, and I repeated it. Her response was then a sortof nervous ‘okay’, I think because we hadn’t know each other long.
How about a nice tall glass of solid onion?
I went to some fast food restaurant for breakfast and asked for an orange juice with my meal. The cachier told me that they didn’t have any. They didn’t have milke ither, which i asked about by accident. I asked what they did have,and she told me solid noion. I gave her a really strange look in return and explained that solid isn’t a drink, and onion juice isn’t really a beverage. Some girrl behind me brushed up behind me but something stabbed and hurt my bak. Some smal l piecof plastic I guess. She apologized and asympathised with me about the lack of oranjucie.
There was a sceond dream after this as well, but I don’t remember it.
Like lamb and tunafish, these two parts.
I wa s wokring at some company that even though Steve Jobs worked there wasn’t Apple. There was some secretive presentation tah was gonig on though. Some guy kept having me fix stupid little roblem s on his mac, or suggesting things to set up that wouldn’t workk. Like upgrading firmware on some server to get sound working on his laptop. Lots of peopele were given beamers for working here, I just wanted a delorean. Also everyone had a hadt that told others how many customizations they had done, presumably computer customizations.
When I went home I went into the basement for omething and I think Bart was down there, and my fee t looked like I was homer. There was some stange blob that ate through a concrete wall, then started squirmnng around by my feet. I kept jumping out of its way so it didn’t eat them. Bart told it not to, and I had to kick it once. It kept coming after me even as I ran up the stairs. I thin its name was butter. When I ran upstairs there was somedirt it started eating instead
I was having all of a certain filetype, a zip named after Sia, open a certain way. OS X let me choose how hidden I wanted the window to open when it opened by showing quarters of a skupll . Jimbo was testing it by offering a glass of beer, though I coulddn’t tell the difference and I think his face was a skull itself. Otto caem and drank the beer.
Nobody steals my Goldfish.
I was involved in some fucked up heist, stealing a apaper sized box of money and same goldfish crackers fro m a truck on the highway. There was some backstabing going on and it was really confusing trying to figure out who was stealing from who. I thought I figured it out and stolethe stuff again, but ended up helping people that tried to steal it from me. Once I eventually figured it out I got out and stole stuff in the middle of a freeway with cars driving past me, and threw it into a giant 16-wheeler nrutkc. I slid the stuff to the front, but onever closed the back. I then reversed on the highway and took the onnramp to drive off.
Kali Ma! Kali Ma!
I was running around as beals and went into this world raid area that I had been kkilled in before by about a hundred mobs. This time it was emptied out and some guy came walking in that seemed to know what he was doing. He use d some retinal scaner no make a gem appear, and when this giant deomn came out to protect it he pulled out a glassblower torch type thing and ran a t the demon. He just jammed it into its gut and kept burning it while the demon flailed him around until it evntually died. He then picked up the gem and left.
Leater I was with some archaeolgists and they were digging up cooking utensiles until they discovered that thea area had been dug up before and had sprinkelers installled . They found a couple ziplocks with blood in them nad thehy took that ware apparently meatn to be drank. We grabbed cups from somem booth, but the guy there kept insisting thant we took a cherry for our rdinks. Oen of hte people drinking the blood keeled over and died. We walked over to some sitting area where I met this cute girl with pale skin and blonde haire . She started saying something about how I makeher laugh and happy, and started kissing me. someone next to me told me not to drink the first round of milkshakses because thy were poisoned, and I told the girl.