Okay so maybe I can’t do this for Rob

I was thinknig it was Robs’ birthday and Iwanted to take a picture of one of my WoW toons congratulating him ubt I could’nt decide wich. I tried using some new web service to send the picture. They turned your computer into a scanner. Somehow their webpage would scan a photo that you p ut down on it.

You can’t sum this stuff up with a clever title.

I aws super pised at danielle and din’t want to be around her. It was Winter, so I went out to my car and turned it on and selept in there to get away. She was laying ot the couch with someone as I got dressed and I told her I wasn’t answering the door for the ploice outside, and she’d have to get up. I woke up at one pointand it was ssummertime and I was parked infront of someones ouse., and a car pulling in behind me. I backed out and the car pulled over in te driveway and fell off the bit of a cliff that there was on the edge. I drove down Jay Cook Way o n the way back. It was a sandy , twisty road and apparentyl some old weather guy used to be pretty funny talking about the roit. I went into a big gymnasiaum for something and rather than sittirg with her I went and sat by myself in a bleacher and listened to my ipod. Her sister was nearby and wanted to know how to use youtube from her ipod and I explained that she couldn’t tehere was no wifi signal in the area. Dane cook also tried helping, and when he noticed her typing something he ran over to thesecurity office and told them to turn on tuerminal so he could show everyowe nhat she was typing. It was just “Enough is enough” over and over agin, and the office started chanting it.

I was in some WoW instance and being tested. I had to climb into a room and kill a guy while hanging from a floating plank of wod. Whan the next guy came in, I tried kiling it the same way and couldn’t. It was a little boy vampire. I jmued down and htried hitting it, he kept talking to me. He started peeing on me from his forehead and it was really gross. Ibgrabed the plank above my head and started whackin him with it and he hidn’t mind at all. I was being told how to kill them by the crazy army instructor guy that was leading me through this test, and he said the kid was an indonesian vampire. I woke up right before he told me what that actually meant.

He lacked Emilio’s charm, that’s for damn sure.

Danielle and emily went to a concert and I showed up a little while later. there was some other guy there with us who went away for a little bit and the girl infront of us said that she’d ask him out if he weren’t so anoying. Apparenttly danielle and emily’s coat s had been lost at one point, but they later found them. Danielle had one of the seucurity people bring out a side table to put our food on, which was a tiny little thing on wheells just barely off the ground. I commented ithat it as a shoebox on wheels.

The person than helped find te shoes also worked for a company that designed secret govennment offices. There as an issue where someone inside his business was sabotacging planns and making it so that stairs could slide down for secret hiding areoas or acces s without a key. I went to check out one of the buildings he worked on. It aws a run down old office building that had been emptied out. I walked around ald looked at a few rooms but couldn’t find anything important. When I was leaving, I knoticed two peopel standing outside the door waiting for somenone to answer it. I looked through the peephole and it looked like a young asian boy in a CHiPs-like poliece uniform, and a caucasian woman that claimed to be his mother. I opened the door asd asked what they wanted, and they were looking to see the governmenth agency located there. I told them I came for the same thing and that there appeared to be nobody around. The asian guy started trailing behind me as we all walked towards their car, and i watched him pulling a tiny gutn out. I turned and pointed it uway and made him drop it behind him. I asked why he has a gun while I started running away, and he said he had a gun but now it was on the ground. I kept running ond pushed closed a door to a house and claimbed up a tree to hide.

I can’t escape Winter, not even in my dreams.

Danielle was driving on the highway and it was raining out.  Reflections of light were making the starfield thing happen, only they were floating in front of us.  She turned into another lane with a lot of reflectors to see more, but we spun out of control.

Later, I was in Medfield walking in the center of town in winter.  Some guys were shoveling their car out and another guy was swearing like crazy at someone.  I laughed and commented on it to the guys shoveling their car.  Somehow I got a bloody nose and it got all over my sunglasses.  I wiped them clean in a snowbank and saw Christine and Andréa walking down the street and gave them a hug.

You need thumbs to milk a cow.

I was at my parent’s house trying to decide  which Indiana Jones to put on.  Something started which seemed like one of the new prequels where some purple grim reaper robe wearing guy was chasing after a baby on a train.  It turned out that the guy lacked opposable thumbs and needed to steal their milk.