I know this is going to be bad, because Ghostbusters.

I went to the mall ith adam to get dirnner.  We both ended up getting tunna club sandwiches.  About halfway through I walked awy to go do something and when I come back the sandwiches were both gone and the guy was making us new ones.  Apparently they realized that the ones we were eating were poisoned with bird flu.  I wasn’t too concerned about this, but the restauarant guy suggested we all go somewhere to eat and drink.  We eventually settled on going back to what was supposed to be adam’s house.  Wen we got there the restaurant guy was nowhere to be found.  Adam went outside to look for him and came back o inform me that we had aparently been  kidnapped and tha tthe restaurant guy was a cop working to get us free.  We went about our business and ate dinner, and eventually realized that the guy was only pretendingto be a cop, but was actually the guy who had kidnapped us.  there was never any mention of ransom or why he was doing it, but eventually 3 large dominican guys and 1 skinny miles davis jr looking guy storemd over and grabbed him, yelling at him and eventually threw him to the ground.  I didn’t look and covered my ears as the skinny guy shot him in the middle of the street.  He had white canvas shoes when he came in, after killing the guy they were blodo red.  After that, we ended up in some other restaurant, apparently owned by the skinny ude.  He walked in ackting a htough he never saw us before and said soe stuff to an employee, and left.  The entire building was then evacuated by swat teams, and they led us out through a  parking garage and onto the street in small controlledunits.  Once we were on the street I somehow had Louie with me, along with my parnets dog Max.  I looked at some business in the distance and saw a bunch of orange and blu e lights streaming off the rooftop .  I tried telling one of the swat guys that this was going to be bad, and I knew this “because ghostbusters”.  I kept repeating that I knew something terrible was about to happen “because Ghostbusters”, with noone listening.  Then a beam shot up to the sky and you could see a pulse flow back through it as though something had landed.  I picked up max and louie so they wouldn’t get trampled, and stareted trinng t o walk away without anyone getting raialed up.   I don’t know what the hell landed and never saw it but they were referring to it as “carry ewe” or “carry you”. I woke up asother people started to get the idea to run as well.

No kind sir, I do not require any of your recreational narcotics on this day.

We were checking out a timeshare with mom and dad and peter, it was in some crappy location and the guy gave us candybars to try and keep us all awake.  It didn’t work for peter and I so we decided to og explore the area.  We went outside and the street had flooded and people were driving boatcars.  We circled the block until we fuond a dry area and got out of the car to walk back.  On the way, I heard a noise on the street like something fell.  Turned to look at what it was and saw somehone had tossed a little black bog on the ground like a drug drop.  When the guy who threw it caught mlooking he rushed up and put his arm around me.  I could feel him planting more drugs in my ockets as he started getting all creepy friendly on e asking if i was going to buy anything today.  I froze up a bit and tried saying I wasn’t interested and he just got pushier and pushire until i woke up.

Just a boring slow flight on an F-14.

I was on some f14 to get home and it was landing in a sphere oat the airport.  Justin and joann were also on the flight  which surprised me., we were on the way back from someone’s wedding.  The plane kept circling further and slower into the sphere and eventually stopped on some carpeted area.  The pilot got out and I followed him around the center of the sphere, and he ended up stopping at the nose of the plane, and waved at everyone else as they left the plane and walked up the ramp.

It’s just the sudden stop at the end that kills you.

Dave & Cherie were travelilng to the north pole for a month and wanted to borrow my camping gear.  I lent them pretty much everything and they also purchased a bunch of new stuff including a parasail.  At one point I got to ride it and saw how it repairs tears by pulling things tighter.  it was bizarre.  Then they pulled the kite and sent me flying at the ocean only to turn it and have me skim the surface .

Pests, then more pests.

There were tons of weird bugs and animal s in our house.  At one point there was a 3′ centipede hanging from the ceiling and a small rat I threw off the porch.  Later there was a mouse that i mistook for a piece of fuzz at first.  I picked it up and it’s nails hurt my hand and it tried biting me, so I bit it’s neck to kill it and threw it off the porch.  We had some large dog that wasn’t ours but we were watching for someone, and it jumped off the porch after it.  i jumped off and tried to get the dog calmed down and back into the house.  I started runningaround the block to get to the steps, instead of simply runing to the steps.

Then I woke up from shit sleep, and when I fell back asleep I had some nemesis who was all about the bizarre drugs.  He had some blue vial with a huge needle he kept trying to stick me with and Isomehow managed to stab him with a few of them.  He and some other people kept drying to steak back into the house andI had to keep locking the doors over and over.