Army bullshit? Me?

We went to Ron & Maureens house for dinner, although it was actually our house. I helped some old lady bring in groceries. I took everything but the cans which had to be recycled. Ron told me he’d be impressed if I could get all the stuff in without hitting anything. He had a really funny haircut, sortof a pointed long buzz with long hair in back. I don’t really know how to explain it. He also had curls by his ears, but they were going to be shaved off. When we got there, I told him that his hair was worse than Peters. He laughed, and told Jessica that if she didn’t want a huge piece of steak for dinner like I was gonna get, she’d keep quiet about his hair.

Somehow, I ended up next door, which was army training bullshit. I sat in with it, and got my head half-buzzed. Geoff was there and had done training before. At the end of training, we broke up for food. I was going to go back home for that and never come back to this, while everyone else ate crappy food. The guy in charge started talking with a friend in the group, and started throwing an inflatable ball like a slow burner balloon.

Vouging monks, hell yeah.

I was with some people I’ve never met befare, one of them was a bit of a hippy it seemed with a strotng accent, and a weird mouth- i think he was part alien, and there wasone other person i don’t really remember well. We were researching some underwater treasure while we nwere on the air in an outdoor radio station. Steve showed up, it was his show apparently- but he just sat on the other side of a wall and ate. A woman that also worked at the station came and sortof took charge of it while the rest of us researched. We found that the trueasure was right next to some white cloud looking dot on our map, and then tried scuba diving down there with a rope and hook. We found a small door in the bottom in the sand and opened it. We could see nothing down it, and swam down with our rope. very shortly after, we heard a olud sound above us. We lookd up and there was a lorge creature decesding toward us. It told us we should know that the rope and hook was not allowed, and bit it in half. Everything lit up, and there were millions of people strapped into chairs below us in red robes. Men were all bald, but women had hair. All of a sudden, but the thee ofd us and the people in chairs both started spazzing out in the same way, our hands slappyng our face and our heads twitching in the same directions quickly. It lasted about 30 seconds. We decided it was prabably a marter idea to try this another time, so we started swimming back to the surface. Mom then woke me up to eat oatmeal.

Majikal Hawaii

We went to visit my grandmother in Hawaii. To get to her house, we had to sprinkle some sage into a little hole in a giant concrete, strange structure. After sprinkling the sage, we’d walk past a young girl infront of the door who smiled at us and told us to enjoy our stay, and we jummped down a hole in the ground that had opened up into grandams place. It was beautiful there, and her home was so open and interesting. There was a glass window that went around half of the house, which was halfway deep into a little pond where we were able to watch bevers and fish swimming around in really clear water. There was also a tall thin birdfeeder looking thing that had a live bird in the top of it, which turned out to be a snakefeeder. One wall of the house didn’t even exist. At one point, everyone went to dinner and I stayed. Faith called me wondering where everyone was, and I told her. There was a giant, strange clock by the window and open wall. It would show big folders of the day, and would fold out and in from the center. It had a setting to show the 4 week day, or show just current day, and sometimes got jammed. It also made some weird hologram lady show up and talk, and dance in the grass very strangely. After I got tired of that, I started playing with Casey on the really soft and fluffy carpet. Her toys would sink into it after not being touched for awhile. While I was playinge with her, I spilled chocolate chips on the carpet and started cleaning them up- and peter came back and started playing with casey and an innertube, and then they layed on the couch together as I bit casey on the stomach.

I don’t have the mental capacity for this shit.

I was out hiking with justinaround a lake and a kid wtas throuwing shoes at ous from a dock. We got in the car and tried convincing Jo to take a bag for a hike. She was already wearing one, buct refused to take one, and it confused me. We got in the car, and mom was in the passenger seat wearing a tiny puppy on hear head like a hat. As soon as I noticed it, she handed me the puppy and I just stared atit. It’s little body shaking and looking up at me. I didn’t know if I should love it or be insulted for casey. She told me to geuess it’s name, nad said she had already given several hints. After afew ore minutes of my stairing at it, she handed me a piece of paper that said “jason” on it. I neer found out if it was a male or female dog.

I needed to find out what I had done in my past on order to get ahold of a very important person. It had alot to do with the hitchhikers guide, and I was pissed off I did’nt have it on me for researching what to do. I kept walking into a man and his son little arnold or something like that, every time I ran into them he’d mention his stupid sons stupid name. In a certain restaurant where I ran into him again, I realized I should have done more research before coming. This place was highly monitored, and also the place I had gotten thrown out of in the past for not being ready yet- making reentry much more difficult. I decided to run to a bathroom to try and brainstorm things on paper, in the hopes that things would come back to memory. I ran into the mens room, and remembered that last time I came in, i turned right back around and left. It’s a piercing and tatoo room- filled with very weird people, and no means of going to the bathroom. The restaurant doesn’t want people going to the bathroom, so they don’t have them. I walked into a receptionist room, and immediately after seeing me, she was calling security- i tried to act nonchalant like i didn’t know it was going on, but she recited my case number verbatim. I was thrown out shortyl after. I somehow acquired a tiny computer taht had vido of the first time i did this whole thing. I think it was a friend of jessica took teir mask off, looked in a mirror that was hidden by a painting, and said some password. Then theer was the little computer that I was watching both breakdancing and my successfull time doing what i was trying again. Jessica, Heather, and Nancy were watching. heather and nancy were touchnig the screen and whispering, i told them to stop it and be quiet. As I was watching I started writing steps to take down. Step 1 was turn off all of the heat coins. Step 2 was to break through the walls of the heat coin areas, and get past the molten metal throwing robots, to the base level where I can get past that restaurants security. After that, I woke up.

Baka!

Dad took me to some computer store so I could buy something for a game I wanted called Baka. It was a tank wars/pong like game. The only things they had were some barcodey looking stickers, but they were free. I grabbed one of each, along with some termpaper that was also free. Dad was surprised that they were free and I started reading the termpaper on the way home.