Wake up, time to die

I was driving over tyms house, and decided to stop by andys to see what he was up to. His neighborhood had a gate infront of it, and just as I got there andy pulled up. I said hi and asked him if he wanted to go climbing anytime soon, he declined and asked if there was something more interesting we could do. I followed him in past the gate and then I saw andrew walking by. He said ‘hey’ to me and not much more. I asked him about golfing and he had some reason not to play at any time with me.

Some girl I was with had been woken up by a gy holding her after having strappped a parachute to her. She told me that the chute opened, but she was pulled over by sky police for going too fast. I told her we should keep the chute, and we had an argument about how the chute isn’t too fast. I kept telling her it’s not the fastest thing in the world. We folded it up and she started stuffing it under the seat of her car in a rather rough mamnner. I told her that any holes in that thing would be our lives when we use it, and she stopped. He held her over a cliff and as soon as she gained onciousness, dropped her. My grandmother was telling me to make french fries for something that was going on the next day. She wanted me to make them, and then freeze them in a ziplock with butter or lemonade sprinkled into the bag to keep them from sticking. I made them, and grilled cheese sammiches, and then went into her apartment to rest, forgetting that they were being made. I ran out at some point and they were already taken off the burner for me. Ron was in the apartment making lobster, and yelling for people to stand back as he threw lobsters into a pot from 10 feet away.

Great, I remember the stupid and boring part of the dream

I was nearly able to get myself out of bed to type obout the other dream I had, alas I have forgotten it and it was far more nteresting than this one.

I was in a classroom for a computer course. The professory wanted us to change some page and then print it out, and almost as soon as she said to do this, I had printed out my copy. She was confused as to how I did it so fast, and I told her I used search & replace. Some of the students overhearing me became envyous, and one girl was asking me something. The person next to me said she asked me out, so I looked at her and told her no while shaking my head, and back to the computer when she got upset.

Gimmie yer clothes!

Some people were motioning something to Jessica and I at some restaurant we were eating at. I looked at them, waving the majik salt at them. Some girl came over to see what I was waving, then tried a small taste. She then ran off with the container to her tent, using the container of salt as a pillow.

Later on, she and I were in some costume party looking thing, stealing decorations off peoples clothing.

Brush your eyes

I had this multi-orgasmic, multi-part, multi-cultural dream while camping.

I woke up wrapped in chicken wire. Wayne was next to me curled over like the wire. He told me that Jess had been hit by a car, and there was wood all over the street, also curled over. I took pictures of everything curled over while crying so hard I couldn’t see through the viewfinder.

Justin was helping a baby rhino with an eye problem by putting toothpaste in its eyes. Jessicas mother was a dentist but offered to help with the rhino.

I dropped Jess off at the movies thinking I couldn’t go, but later found out I could. When I got there, her friend wouldn’t let me sit next to her. The theater fogged up, and the ET/Ellitott thing with the bike infront of the moon happened, then Jess floated out of her seat. I reached out to try and grabbed her, unable to, and then I started floating as well.