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Now I am become Troll, destroyer of cults.

Those close enough to me that I trust have known for a while now that I’ve spent most of my time since moving to California living two lives.  In one life, I’m a desktop and server administrator for a respectable IT outsourcing company.  I have a social security number, I pay my taxes, and I help my land lady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers where I go by the hacker on steroids alias Anonymous, and am guilty of virtually every troll they have a meme for. Continue reading Now I am become Troll, destroyer of cults.

"Unexpected" would be a word to describe it.

This morning on my half-asleep drive to work, I had the (arguably) good fortune to look in my rear-view mirror at perhaps the perfect time.

I was stopped at a red light, and when I looked up, I saw the man waiting behind me. His head was tipped back and looked like he was screaming, and his right arm & shoulder were moving in an up/down pumping motion.

I can only presume that I caught him at the very intimate moment of finishing his morning drive personal happy time. Typically this is not what you would expect to see when looking behind you.

Not knowing which category to post this under, Heads won 2 out of 3 on a coin toss. Fun it is! Yay guy masturbating in the car behind me!