This morning I woke up from a brief night terror of finding Dirty inthe garbage at my parent’s house. When I started screaming to find out what happened I saw Jenny with her entire face bruised nad saw the railing of the deck had collapsed. Apparently the railing collapsed while she was taking Dirty out to play, fell, bruised the fuck out of her face and crushed Dirty as she was falling.
Goddamn I'm amazing.