Someone was giving Jenny, Amber Rayne, Phoenix Marie, and myself a ride to some party. Jenny was sitting up in the passenger seat and I was in the back with the others. Amber reached for my junk, but I swatted her hand away and said “A) I have a fiancée, and B) She’s right there, in the front seat, looking at us”. After that, the 4 of us just walked around bored at the party. Eventually we all went outside. It was raining out and we walked down the hill by some tree. While we were there some other girl on some sort of scooter or unicycle or something came flying down the road, up onto the grass and up the hill a bit. When she tried doing a quick stop like you’d do on an ice rink, she spun around, fell and smacked her face into the mud. We all had a good laugh, which woke me up.
Goddamn I'm amazing.