Awesomely Modest

I had just moved into a sort of duplex with Storm and Michelle.  The house was very modular, sort of like a habitrail and Storm and I each were customizing our own halves.  At some point a lawyer walked in with a case of beer and some balloons and left.  We noticed afterwards that there was a high-pitch tone coming from somewhere in the kitchen, figurigng that the beer had a bug in it.  We started making super bonoxious comments to each other and drank all the beer.  When the ladies got home they tracked it down to inside a balloon.

I was renting a room in someone’s house for the weekend while they were gone, and brought over a collection of movies and a sega genesis.  I then went and hung out with profit, who took me on an underground tour to where some people were making moonshine.  We walked through some tunnels and then came back out in someone’s house.  We walked around and he was certain noone lived there, but I slowly started recognizing it as the place I had been staying at.  Later on, a bunch of pink busses and classic cars showed up in front of the ohuse and started tddropping off teenagers after their prom.  I had a bunch of annoying teenage girls hanging out in the bedroom next to mine hhile i played my genesis.  I offered them my copy of Fear and Loathing to watch, but they shot itdown.

Remembering this late in the day, so I don’t remember all that much.. I went back in time to visit my parents before they had me.  I stalked them for a bit and eventually made my way into hanging out with them.  At some point it got out that I was actually their future son.  I don’t remember at all where we went and did things though.

Justin was driving a bus with his mother, jenny and I to Evan’s house.  It was up in the mountains and it was raining out.  He parked the bus to run inside but forgot to apply the e-brake.  As he ran isside the bus started slipping on the mud towards te edge of the cliff.  It didn’t occur to me what was happening until we were in a freefall off the edge.  I was unable to scream and trying to reach behind me to hold Jenny’s hand and couldn’t.  I woke up in a cold sweat.  Jenny said I was tossing and screaming in my sleep.

Later, I was taking Jenny and some other girl climbing.  They had all the gear but admitted to me as we were about to start our first climb that they had never done it before and were probably not very good at it.  Some guy that overheard them started laughing and making fun of them, so I grabbed him by his ankles, climbed to the top of one of the routes and started swinging him all over the place.

I was in a classroom or a courtroom as teh final survivor of a umrder had been retelling his story.  Basically two brother’s were fighting over a woman and ended up murdering their entire family in order to have her, including the girl as she entered his bedroom.  The brothers then ended up in canoes in the lake outside their house.  The brother that shot the girl was alone, the oter had her body laying in the caneo with him.  He snuck up and shot the other brother with a shotcun,a and then shot the girl in the head to put her out of her mysery..  the woman’s head was buried with a clay tube as a headstone, with a hole cut out of it for some reason.  It got passed around to me and I decided to place itsomewhere safe and hidden.  The clay was not yet dry so it was warping as I arried it outside to a children’s playground outside.  I tried puttting it in a cocrner and tehn comoflauging it with a hollowed out half a tree.  That wasn’t good enough so I started carrying it other places to hide it.  Smeone eventually saw what i was doing and came over to watch or help.. I tried placing it inside one of the playground toys, realizing it wasn’t particularly well hidden in there.. then i took it around the corer of a dumpster and hid it there.. by this time it had crmbled apart and was much smaller and more pathetic looking.. I just used to fist sized rocks to hide it at this poit… There were some rats running around and chanssing each other nearby, and one picked up a small bb gun and shot the other rats with it.  Being terrified of a rat that can fire a gun, I ran the hell out of there, only to end up having a bb buzz by my ear.