Catching up on what I remember.

Been having some bizarre dreams lately and haven’t been writing them down, so I barely remember them enough to write anything.

There was one where I stole an Apache AH-64 helicopter I found abandoned in the woods.  I had some troubles flying it, but eventaulaly got it over to where I found the army base, and left it for them .  When I went to ask them for my backpack which I forgot with it, they said they had confiscated it.

Last night had max getting run over by a car and dying, but it seemed more like casey in the dream.  Dad was super depressed and ended up invented some now dog protecting trap that was layed out at the edge of the yard and would activate like a bouncing betty mine- except it would surround the dog in a trap and launch it back into the yard.

WHERES MY CHOCOLATE!?

Aparently san francisco had banned all unhealthy foods, or at least, a great deal of them, including chocolate.   we went to get icecream and the chocolate bits in it were some crappy substitute that tasted like cardboard.  also the sundae topping was some soy wipped cream and those carnival peanuts.. not sure why that was healthier or better than hot fudge but they wouldn’t give you any of that.  There was some protest going on but I don’t know what for, and some building had huge steps to get in and out of, like 3 foot tall steps.  crazy!

Gels, wet clothes and giant trebuchets.

I fell asleep right after watcing How Its Made on creating lighting gels so i think tat explains this.

 

Storm michelle jenny and I were making gels for  their wedding.  We decided to also use some as part of the table centerpiece.  When I asked storm what the colour theme was going to be, he gave me catalogue names instead of actual colours like red or blue.

 

later, jenny and I were going to a concert in southern california and were staying with friends.  we brought louie and they had several poofy little tdogs that were even smaller than him there.  we left for the concert but dropped off clothes at a laundromat that also had an arcade.  lot’s of people were hanging around there, and i think even zuckerburg was talking to some people at one point.  I met justin outside but my clothes weren’t done yet and had just a few minutes left in the washer.  W ewalked around and saw some building that was apparently a new airport.  instead of runways it launched planes into the air with a sgiant trebuchet.  some plaines even had flapping wigs to help them fly better.  When my clothes finished washing I asked for a garbage bag from the front desk so I caould pack them up to take home with me.  The guy took me into the back and ofund a paper towel for me.  I told him I needed a garbage bag, not a paper towel, and explained it was to holdmy wet lclothes.  The back groom was in the middle of being painted, so he handed me a painters drop.  I just took it, instead of explaining what a garbage bag was and why it was needed for wet clothes, and wrapped the cloth painter drop around the wet clothes seeral times so it wouldn’t so ak through as quickly.

Confirmation: I am the best person any Customer Service representative will ever deal with.

For the first time ever, I got started on holiday presents early this year-  well, with Jenny’s presents at least.

“Now I’m gonna bend over, and when I do…

A friend of mine had pointed out a good while back that he found a drawing tablet on Monoprice that had excellent reviews, and pissed all over Wacom and their ass-raping prices.  Seeing as I’ve lost track of how many nights I’ve gone to bed at 1 in the morning, with Jenny still trying to crank out her next page of Zombie Killers, I’ve kept this tablet in the back of my mind, waiting for the perfect time to give her a gift.

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Home Voodoo Home.

I was back in Medfield with Tym but it was all different. there was a beach and some big concrete building that we went inside.  apparently there was some voodoo spirit that didn’t like you aruging or something in there, and it would shake the ladders violently .  there was also some coconut or rock or something that if you tocuhed it he would then be able to make you sing and dance.  Tym and I touched it as a series and it made us speak alternating words.  There were a bunch of people i vaguely recongnized from growing up most ofwhich didn’t see or cregnize me back.